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This couldn't have happened to more deserving people
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“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now
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in the fix-it AU what would mon mothma be getting up to?
(commission info // tip jar!)
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Sympathising with my mother but at the same time
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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about
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literally everything being said at trump’s inauguration:

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Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -
A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.
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One day I want to starbucks and I felt really uncomfortable because I felt like the hipster blogs were everywhere and that they were judging me
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stop glorifying and romanticizing weight loss, especially attained through illness & unhealthy habits
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