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rp sentence starters || part one of assorted quotes from disney's mobile game Twisted Wonderland. taken from main story content, vignettes & various events. some quotes edited for general usage. CW: food mentions.
"to what do i owe the, ah, let's say 'pleasure' of this mass imposition?"
"you said they were 'skirting the rules', which means they're still legal."
"the way you judge based on appearance alone is so adorably juvenile."
"i'm not sure you're even suitable to be a foil, but i won't stand in your way."
"it's not nice to stalk people, y'know."
"now, my condition for letting you have the strawberries is..."
"because people with power beyond conventional norms inspire fear."
"is it so odd? i find the dark brings me solace, so i enjoy taking the occasional stroll after hours."
"all that for just brushing teeth!?"
"YOU GLOB OF GUTTER TRASH! Where do you get off!?"
"i had no idea you were such a baller."
"though of course, the world is full of people who tell themselves they are giving one hundred percent despite all evidence to the contrary."
"pardon? i cannot fathom why you're holding your hand out so expectantly."
"agh! watch the eardrums, man! you get an idea or something?"
"will you put that bowl down!? i'm begging you, stop running around with it!"
"it clearly ain't nothin'. you keep smirkin' at me."
"do not 'mrrrooow' me. get down this instant!"
"ignore this chef's nonsense. follow your heart and keep spreading the wings of your imagination!"
"please refrain from talking to me when i've got a knife in my hands."
"bottom-tier for even starting equipment, but it'll have to do!"
"that was rather challenging. i would've had an easier time breaking rocks."
"so spare me the tantrum, okay? sheesh!"
"'profound'? that's laying it on a little thick."
"seriously, can you stop being so morbid?"
"you haven't even gotten past the table of contents yet!?"
"you'd just trip his immune program and get a blast of high-power energy to the face."
"no matter what anyone says, he'll defy all logic and find a way to not only spout impractical platitudes, but mean them!"
"you want me to game with these grinning goofs!?"
"and finally, what are you doing with your hair? is that supposed to be stylish?"
"why else? money."
"is there anything in the world more important than being cute? i say there isn't!"
"uh, no? why would i pretend to be someone i'm not for other people?"
"ridiculous. screaming like that is my specialty."
"SILENCE! i shall not settle down!"
"but i fail to see how this little one resembles me."
"to think that a mere smartphone stood between me and participation in a group gathering..."
"i refuse to be outpaced by a peanut. i'm going to catch it."
"i hear noises behind me... AH!"
"if you insist on gifting him species, there will be consequences to that choice. consequences for me. and consequences for the both of you."
"urgh, why is this happening to me? i never should've gone outside..."
"oh! i think i found a loophole! am i a genius or what!?"
"if you're doing that, i wanna blow up the whole building with beam fire!"
"wow, it's like a race to the bottom to see which of you can be more boring."
"the brute-force approach!"
"without you, it's just going to be me and two pieces of dead weight. i can't possibly fight in those conditions!"
"the incident was, in truth, a tragedy born of passion."
"rest in peace. i'll never forget you."
"i only accepted this job because he said i'd get phat loot for it."
"none whatsoever, bricks-for-brains!"
"group calisthenics!"
"i barely interact with him, TBH."
"also, what's 'on blast' mean?"
"i don't give a flying fish what happens next!"
"if you use fire with all this cloth around, everything's going to go up in flames!"
"aww. flattery will get you everywhere!"
"nothing wrong with getting out of my room to play outdoors on occasion. it's 'touching grass,' as they say!"
"are you kidding? your sole brain cell must still be asleep."
"what is this strange creature? it looks like a hairless monkey."
"whaaat? sorry, can't hear you, man! hair dryer go brrrr!"
"fantastic! my squirshie is good as new!"
"me? cooking? please, i would never."
"you're not going to throw me through there, are you? NOOO, STOOOP!"
"so people will just deny reality if it doesn't match some ideal they've conjured up in their minds? that's absurd."
"all those options, and you chose ketchup?"
"ooh, there was this one time i overslept, so i parkour'd into class through the window."
"you dissin' me!?"
"gotta give 'em a little razzle-dazzle, aaand... up they go!"
"just how many spares do you HAVE? did you rob a dentist!?"
"but now i'm stuck with two people who are struggling to climb a few steps. perhaps i've made an error."
"no. i just noticed you're giving off a delicious, appley aroma."
"i believe we've been over this multiple times. you are NOT to dredge up the forbidden lore!"
"it was the cringiest thing i've seen. i'm still not over it."
"that's right: SHAWARMA!"
"hey, is it that exciting to pick out shoes?"
"you called me 'normal' before, and that's exactly what i am."
#rp memes#verbal prompts#rp prompts#rp meme#roleplay prompts#sentence starters#twisted wonderland sentence starters#rp sentence starters#food mention cw
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TBH maybe more people would rp with real humans instead of chatbots if we sat them down and taught everyone proper roleplay etiquette
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EVIL QUEEN - What would your muse give up if it meant they could take revenge on their worst enemy?
THE HUNTSMAN - Would your muse obey authority, or their morals?
LADY TREMAINE - What does it mean to their muse to carry on their legacy?
WICKED STEPSISTERS - Does your muse have siblings? How do they get along?
MALEFICENT - What is the cruelest thing your muse has ever done? What is the cruelest thing they’re capable of?
DIAVAL - What animal relates most to your muse?
GASTON - What does your muse love most about themselves?
LEFOU - What does your muse love most in other people?
HADES - Does your muse have a hot or cool temper?
PAIN & PANIC - How anxious is your muse?
CAPTAIN HOOK - Does your muse have any triggers?
MR. SMEE - How helpful is your muse?
JAFAR - How far has your muse gone for power?
IAGO - What’s your muse’s least favorite food?
CRUELLA DE VIL - What is your muse’s fashion style?
HORACE & JASPER - How well does your muse work in a team?
URSULA - What does your muse do for a living?
FLOTSAM AND JETSAM - How important is family to your muse?
PRINCE HANS - How does the first impression your muse gives off differ from their true selves?
DUKE OF WESELTON - What’s the strangest way someone has misspent or mispronounced your muse’s name?
MOTHER GOTHEL - Would your muse want to live forever? Why or why not?
THE STABBINGTON BROTHERS - What reasons would make your muse choose to follow someone?
YZMA - What’s the biggest mistake your muse has made?
KRONK - Does your muse know how to bake?
SCAR - Does your muse make promises they can’t keep? How often?
THE HYENAS - What does your muse hunger for the most?
GOVERNOR RATCLIFFE - What would your muse do with unlimited gold?
WIGGINS - Does your muse pay close attention, or are they clueless?
PRINCE JOHN - Does your muse act their age?
SHERRIF OF NOTTINGHAM - How corrupt is your muse? What could corrupt them?
DR. FACILIER - Does your muse have any supernatural connections?
LAWRENCE - What would make your muse switch sides?
BILL SYKES - How much social power does your muse have?
MOR’DU - How much physical power does your muse have?
SHERE KHAN - How intimidating is your muse? Are people often correct when assessing their power?
RATIGAN - What’s your muse’s criminal record?
AMOS SLADE - Is your muse a cat or a dog person?
MADAME MEDUSA - How does your muse feel about children?
EDGAR - How entitled is your muse?
CLAUDE FROLLO - Is your muse law-abiding?
TE-KA - Is your muse misunderstood?
SHAN YU - How does your muse feel about war?
CLAYTON - How far has your muse traveled?
QUEEN OF HEARTS - What’s your muse’s favorite color?
MADAM MIM - How mentally stable is your muse?
CHERNABOG - What’s your muse’s greatest nightmare?
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SEND “⚡️” AND A QUESTION AND MY MUSE WILL BE FORCED TO ANSWER HONESTLY
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Send my muse anons pretending to be someone they care about. The twist: make these anons as heartbreaking, disappointing, or anger-inducing as possible.
Pretend to give them bad news, pretend to break up with them, pretend to make an upsetting confession - as long as it hurts, it’s fair game.
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Send ⥂ For Our Muses To Swap Bodies For A Thread!
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My muse just did something stupid that almost got them killed. Yell at them.
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⏰ 🚨 attention please🙏🚨
Dear friends and compassionate supporters,
This is Eman Zaqout, from Occupied Gaza, Palestine. I am a Biotechnologist 🩸💉, and scientific researcher👩⚕️ contacting you at a really desperate moment.🍉
I am seeking your assistance to raise funds for saving our lives, facing the starvation in Gaza and help me achieve my doctoral degree dream after being awarded OWSD PhD Fellowship for inspirational women👩🎓




Just like any motivated and loving life woman, and for years, I poured my heart and soul into my work at Al-Shifa Hospital and Turkish Palestinian Friendship Hospital, as Biotechnology Specialist serving cancer patients with compassion and skill 💪✌
(photos of Al-Shifa Hospital before and after the IDF destruction)


(photos of Turkish Palestinian Friendship Hospital before and after the IDF destruction)


I also gave medical lectures to students at different universities and training centers in Gaza👇


As a result of my outstanding grades in my study and the excellent performance in my job, I have been a holder of different scholarship and I am active participant in many research visits and scientific missions👩🔬. The last scholarship as at McGill University in Canada three months ago before the starting of the genocide in Gaza💔



However,😥
My life changed dramatically when Israeli military launched a sweeping war against Gaza. My home and our neighborhood in the North have been destroyed along with our belongings and precious memories early in this crisis😫
My job and my husband's job are gone 💔.Israeli military forced us to evacuate from the north Gaza to the south where they claimed it would be the safe zone but it is not at all😭


Forced to flee with nothing but the clothes on our backs, today, we find ourselves sheltering in a displacement camp lacking access to sanitation, medical supplies, food and drinkable water. I will not talk a lot about the dire and unbearable life we have to go through, as no word can express it fairly🥺😣




The good news in the midst of this tragedy, that I am one of the 22 women from the developing world who have been awarded OWSD- PhD fellowship to pursue my PhD study in Malaysia💪. But now I am stuck in Gaza unable to achieve my dream because Israeli army has occupied and closed all the border crossings😢

Meet 22 women who have been awarded the OWSD PhD Fellowship.
This genocide has been 11 months of hell and horror. We have reached a point where there is no hope left for us here in Gaza, where we are unfortunately just waiting for our turn to die.💔💔

Nevertheless,
I refuse to succumb to despair, holding on to the belief that brighter days lie ahead 🖤🤍💚💖
With your kindness and generosity🥺, I hope to survive the genocide and reclaim the path to achieving my doctorate 💉🩸
Your compassionate aid would mean the world to me and my family.🥺🙏🍉✌
Note, my previous account has been terminated for unknown reasons, but I had meaningful interactions with many of you ✔✔. I have always found the Tumblr community to be incredibly supportive and helpful, so your continued support of our campaign until we reach our goal would be deeply appreciated.💪💕
The pervious blogs have been vetted
by @90-ghost here
by @dlxxv-vetted-donations here
by @northgazaupdates2 here
by @aces-and-angels here
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‼️Emergency please don't skip🙏‼️
My name is farah I'm 20
years old. My family and I are currently displaced in the Al-Zawaida area between the tents. This was the seventh time we had been displaced since the beginning of the war, and we were living a difficult and tragic life. Right now, donated money is being used to help us survive this war. Food is very expensive and my family has to pay rent for the land that our tent is on. However, I want to save up enough money to evacuate my family to a safer place where we can rebuild our lives. I dream of returning to university to finish my computer science degree. I want to provide a better life for my family than is possible in Gaza. My family and I have many dreams we would like to fulfill after this war. We are grateful to everyone who donated and helps us during this time of suffering. Thank you for reading.
The situation is currently very bad in the south. Diseases are very common. You always feel tired because of contaminated food and water.
Verified link‼️
@communistchilchuck @marnota @schoolhater @nabulsi @el-shab-hussein
https: //gofund.me/73d4b003





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MURDER DRONES EPISODE ONE SENTENCE STARTERS
"we finally had a future all to ourselves."
"it's like we're waiting for an inciting incident!"
"so not the vibe!"
"easy moron. it doesn't work... yet! it doesn't work yet!"
"who said it doesn't work? maybe it does!"
"the homework was a word problem on buying watermelons."
"and is it supposed to be that color?"
"ew. it didn't kill her / him / it / they."
"that's never gonna end up problematic."
"hey, those bandages look pretty badass."
"no more feedback on my repression today!"
"and where might you be off to?"
"...sneaking out to make out with my boyfriend that i definitely have?"
"well we don't just play cards."
"neat. therapy is fun."
"holy crap it talks."
"yeah sorry it's just my uh-- head kinda hurts."
"that's not true. everyone tells me i'm useless and terrible."
"wait. i'm not supposed to tell you that part!"
"well honesty is the best policy."
"i uh have to... go."
"sure! i love doing anything!"
"sweet uh... i'm open to new things, i guess."
"we are never talking about this."
"talking about what!? consider it, uh, repressed!"
"and yet, i still feel nothing."
"oh god! who are you!?"
"so obviously a lot of mutual respect there!"
"but secretly, i actually kind of have a crush on her / him / they / it."
"___, you're worthless and terrible."
"they never taught us how to land."
"i guess i just wanna be useful."
"oh my! you sure are rebellious! it's kinda exciting!"
"you know, i left an extremely dangerous excuse uh outside!"
"oooh deal me in! i love rummy! wait not. ugh. i'm gonna murder everyone... rain check!"
"uh actually it's gin rummy. soo..."
"what have you done?!"
"i'm sorry. i really enjoyed our time together."
"i messed up. in the same way i'm about to fix it!"
"point and shoot. trust me!"
"am i dreaming or did you do something not useless for once?"
"lowest body count eats a missile!"
"you know what that means! branded pens!"
"excuse me?"
"you just finally gave me the excuse i needed."
"i hate to see you corrupted as well."
"i ruined your card game, then made you have an awkward moment with your dad."
"and i made you rebel like an angsty teen, which got you killed."
"though, you also tried to kill me, so morality calls this a draw."
"for the record, that was the lamest heel face turn in history."
"being rebellious is a lot hard than it looks. thanks for showing me the ropes."
"i screwed up."
"so they found our evacuation spot."
"for real?"
"you're sometimes kinda mean to me, and i wish you weren't. just some constructive critisicm."
"too bad! good luck!"
"my minds in a weird place, don't read into this!"
"have fun repressing this!"
"i've had pray fight back before but your edgy spirit is just so..."
"one more buzzword and i'll do it."
"you chose to leave for dead instead of just fricken believing in me!"
"i banish myself!"
"hope you're having important character growth or something though!"
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& .˚ found family prompts. ( it is a very loved dynamic so here are some memes to go wild with it. these are mainly fluff, supportive and some emotional ones. to reverse the action prompts, send ( prompt ) + )
“ you’re not alone, not anymore . ”
“ i didn’t really have anyone before you guys . ”
“ thank you for everything you’ve done for me . ”
“ you’re my family . ”
“ you’re my family, screw what everyone else says . ”
“ i now have a life i like living because of your support . ”
“ you’re the best thing that ever happened to me . ”
“ hey, i got you . ”
“ let us take care of you . ”
“ a fight doesn’t change anything between us . ”
“ we still care about you . ”
“ you know you can talk to me about anything, right ? ”
“ if you need anything i’ll be there for you . ”
“ you’ll always have a place with us . ”
“ i’ve got your back . ”
“ i love you . ”
“ do you want a hug ? ”
“ i’m here, i promise . ”
“ i’m not going anywhere . ”
“ are you okay ? ”
“ hey, [name]. tell me what’s wrong . ”
“ i’m going to prank [name], do you want to help me ? ”
“ you’re one of us now . ”
actions.
( hug ) - for the sender’s muse to hug the receiver’s muse after an emotional moment .
( kiss ) - for the sender’s muse to kiss the receiver’s muse on the forehead, head, cheek, [insert where you want ] .
( bed ) - for the sender’s muse to join the receiver’s muse on their bed and cuddle after a long day .
( food ) - for our muses to cook together .
( tears ) - for the sender’s muse to wipe the receiver’s muse tears .
( blanket ) - for the sender’s muse to place a blanket on top of the receiver’s muse after a hard day / after they’ve fallen asleep somewhere .
( help ) - for the sender’s muse to patch the receiver’s muse up .
( reconciliation ) - for our muse to make up after a fight .
( fun ) - for our muses to spent the day doing fun activities together .
( protect ) - for the sender’s muse to step between the receiver’s muse and a threat to protect them .
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PROMPTS FOR FEELING SAFE / EXPRESSING COMFORT * assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary, send "reverse" for the reversal of action prompts. suggested by judgementdaysunshine
DIALOGUE PROMPTS
i haven't felt like this in a very long time.
i wanted to thank you for protecting me back there.
you stepped in when you didn't need to.
for once in my life, i feel safe.
this place gives me a good feeling.
i feel safe in your arms.
it's been a while since i slept through the night without any nightmares.
i could get used to this.
i won't let anything happen to you.
you make me feel safe.
you didn't have to step in and help me, but you did, and i appreciate that.
no one's ever stood up for me like that before.
my whole life has been filled with conflict and pain. not anymore.
maybe i'll finally know peace with you.
we deserve an easy life.
you're my port in the storm.
i can't tell you the last time i actually felt safe.
you know me. i don't let my guard down for just anyone.
something changed to make me feel this way.
you're safe here with me.
they won't come after you, and if they do? they'll have to go through me.
it feels nice, being here with you.
you make me feel like i can accomplish anything.
i can be myself with you.
we're looking out for you.
you won't judge me for the things i say.
just stay here a while, if you don't mind.
so this is what safety feels like.
i can finally breathe again.
nothing can touch you while i'm here.
you can go back to sleep. it's safe.
no one will hurt you anymore.
my life is in your hands.
promise me you won't abandon me?
i'll be right here when you wake up.
you taught me how to protect myself.
ACTION PROMPTS
[ lean ] sender slowly leans into receiver's shoulder and rests there for a while
[ sleep ] sender manages to fall asleep in receiver's presence
[ snuggle ] sender snuggles closer to receiver as they sleep
[ reach ] sender reaches for receiver in their sleep
[ shelter ] sender uses their body to shield receiver from danger
[ seek ] sender seeks out receiver for a protective hug
[ choose ] sender has plenty of options on where to sit in a crowded space, but chooses to sit directly beside receiver
[ reassurance ] in a tense moment, sender takes one of receiver's hands to hold
[ stay here ] sender guides receiver to a safe place and tells them to wait there while they deal with a problem
[ interrupt ] sender stops a confrontation between receiver and someone else, stepping between them and coming to receiver's defense
[ home ] sender shows receiver their new home
[ nightmare ] sender comforts receiver after they wake up from a nightmare
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Thinking about this conversation from Discord
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I want to bring to your attention the story of Ameera Alanqar (@ameera-anq)
She is a 23 year old girl who has had to step up and take care of her family after her father passed away from coronavirus early in the pandemic 3 years ago. And she was doing this while pursuing a master's degree in data science, working as a teacher's assistant, and as a programmer.
Her life before the destruction of Gaza

(ID in Alt)
Her life after

(ID in Alt)
Her family now lives in tents in a refugee camp after losing everything they own. Not to mention that her mother is suffering from high blood pressure and diabetes which is complicated by the conditions that their family is living in, from lack of healthcare, to lack of clean water and food.
Ameera is seeking to help her family evacuate Gaza, but she needs your help to do so. She is seeking to raise €20,000 and has raised very few donations so far. Please donate. Any amount would go to helping Ameera achieve her goal.
Don't forget to share and follow Ameera's tumblr for more updates!
#signal boosts#genocide cw#irl genocide cw#irl parental death cw#parental death cw#verified fundraiser
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↪ 𝑫𝑰𝑹𝑬 𝑺𝑰𝑻𝑼𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺 . ( a collection of dire / urgent situation sentence & action starters . adjust phrasing + ʳᵉᵛᵉʳˢᵉ as necessary . )
𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄 :
hide . hide now .
shh !! there’s somebody in the house .
i’m not gonna hurt you ! see ? look , i’m putting down the [ weapon ] .
[ name ] , what were you thinking ?!
you’re being followed , pretend you know me .
stop , stop ! just put the [ weapon ] down !
drive , just drive fast !
you seriously think i could’ve done this ?
can you walk ? i need you to walk for me , okay ?
let me handle it , just go !
what was your plan ?? you could’ve gotten yourself killed !
you’re just going to leave me here ?!
[ name ] , can you hear me ? get out of there !
you knew and you didn’t tell me ?!
don’t you know how dangerous this is ?
you’re not going to shoot me .
move and you die .
i’m gonna come back for you , do you hear me ?
we have to stop the bleeding .
can you see how many fingers i’m holding up ?
i just want to go home !
don’t move a fucking muscle .
if it weren’t for you , we wouldn’t be in this mess .
i almost DIED back there , and you’re laughing ?
you’re only making this worse for yourself .
you think this is a joke ?
if i go down , i want you to run .
we’re gonna die , so what’s the point ?
this was the ONE thing i told you not to do .
i can’t promise we’re going to make it out of here .
where’s your first - aid kit ?!
just calm down and find your phone , we need to call the police .
someone’s been stalking me .
just listen to me for once !
i didn’t think you had it in you .
put the gun down , and kick it over here .
we can’t stick around here , let’s go .
kiss me before we die .
do whatever you need to do , hurry .
i can’t breathe , i can’t -
please , please - let me in , there’s someone -
i’m gonna give you one last chance .
you have to believe me , i didn’t do this !
run , and don’t look back .
this is real , i’m real . look at me .
take this . it’ll keep you safe .
follow my instructions very closely .
put your hands where i can see them .
you can’t just let me die !
i think … i think i need a doctor .
we need to get out of here , come on .
no , this isn’t it . we’re getting you out of this .
you panicking is not going to help us right now .
𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 :
[ GETAWAY ] sender acts as a getaway driver for receiver .
[ MEDIC ] sender arrives on receiver’s doorstep , badly bleeding .
[ HIDE ] sender and receiver hide from a threat together .
[ HUSH ] sender clasps a hand over receiver’s mouth to silence them .
[ DRAG ] sender physically hauls receiver to safety .
[ RIGHTS ] sender calls receiver from a police precinct .
[ REALITY ] sender helps receiver through an episode of derealization .
[ SHELTER ] sender and receiver must find shelter from a storm .
[ ARMED ] sender brandishes a [ gun / knife ] at receiver .
[ CRASH ] sender and receiver survive a [ car / bike ] crash together .
[ SEARCH ] sender barges into the hospital demanding to see receiver .
[ BACKUP ] sender calls receiver panicking after committing a crime .
[ CORNERED ] sender menacingly backs receiver into a corner .
[ UNEXPECTED ] receiver comes home to find sender already inside .
[ BREATHE ] sender helps receiver get through a panic attack .
[ BADGE ] sender and receiver flee from the cops together .
[ STRANDED ] sender and receiver become stranded in the woods .
[ EMBRACE ] sender kisses receiver thinking it’ll be the last time .
[ STRANGER ] sender can’t remember who receiver is after an injury .
[ TOKEN ] sender gives receiver a lucky charm before they go into battle .
[ CHOICE ] receiver has to choose between sparing their own life or the sender’s .
#panic attack mention#blood cw#injury cw#verbal prompts#nonverbal prompts#sentence prompts#violent prompts
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Parents, Children, and Family Sentences, Vol. 2
(Sentences for parents, children, and family in general. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"She's just young. She's trying to do the right thing."
"You're spoiled because you're an only child."
"What happened to our family tradition?"
"I love it when you cook for me!"
"I guess nobody gets to choose who their parents are."
"When you have kids, you do anything to keep them safe."
"No wonder your son behaves as he does. You're his role model and you don't care about anybody but yourself."
"Sometimes we don't teach our children. Sometimes they teach us."
"You may be family and everything, but I'm not siding with you."
"There aren't any pictures of me as a kid."
"From what my mum told me, I think you're my dad."
"There's no denying that the two of you are related."
"I keep making the mistake of thinking he's family, but he's not."
"I don't need a babysitter!"
"Would you like to hear a family secret?"
"You're an only child, aren't you? Everything is about you."
"Even the best-intentioned parents end up damaging their kids."
"Can you ask your brother about this for me?"
"Full disclosure, he's actually my brother."
"The only people who keep insisting they're not terrible parents are terrible parents."
"Your family is a mess!"
"Since when did I become my father?"
"If something happens to me, I want you to watch out for my daughter."
"You know, you turned out remarkably close to normal, considering the genes in play."
"You'd use your gun on my mother?"
"You're not responsible for your brother."
"You remind me of your mother."
"Perfect families don't exist."
"If you bring disgrace on this family, you will regret it."
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