Anon: “Explain. Yourself.”
Glossaryck: “No.”
Full Story: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2577470/#p2580851
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M: “What’s up with you guys?”
S: “Shhh, Marco we have to blend in! Nice scowl, Anon. ~Super Convincing~ “
A: “I look like this because you’re talking.”
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>Luna Judges Jackie’s Parents
>L: "From what I gather, your girl's father is a fire fighter. Her mother a dance and swim instructor."
>A: "and you call thos-"
>L: "Peasants."
>A: "Mom you can't ju-"
>L: "Peasant Jester in her mother's case."
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>Luna meets Jackie’s Dad
>Anon has to bullshit the fact he is magic
H: "Where the -heck- are your parents?"
L: "Right here."
>Jackie's dad turns around
>Luna's gone off your shoulder
>You lean to see around him
>She's there
>On their couch
>Full sized!
H: "How th-"
D: "Haaank! Mrs. McMoot is here! I sat her down in the living room!"
H: "Dawna! Wh-..."
>He looks from Luna to you
>Disgusted
>Fists balled
H: "How did you get in here?"
>Luna smiles
>With actual teeth
L: "The back door."
H: "The back door?"
L: "Yes."
H: "You just came into the back door of my house?"
L: "Isn't that what doors are for?"
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>It is at this exact moment that the doors to the chamber you're in burst open in a SPRAY of glitter, ponies and narwhals
>"Ludo! Drop the Anon and nobody get's Blaste-Uh..."
>Star
>Star Butterfly has arrived
>She has a pair of the scissors Luna told you about
>Of course she does
>"Gurrl! We can't just ditch the puarty like thaat!"
>There's a horse head with her
>A floating...talking horse head
>Coming in at the rear, winded as all hell is Marco
>He stumbles, panting
>"Ok! We made it! Anon are you ok-"
>He freezes just like all the rest of them
>The look on their face
>It turns your heart sour
>Marco's is masked with shock and concern
>The horse's is diluted with confusion
>...but Star's
>Hers is plain as day
>She's looking at you
>Beaten
>Alone
>Hurt
>...and she's looking at you pity
>That hurts most of all
From thread 5 of “Star vs Quest” when the rescue party comes too late
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1406235/
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>Before he reaches you
>Loozar smiles once again
>His eyes twinkle like Santa claus about to put presents alllll up in your kringle box
>He draws back his leg
>He knees you
>Mid-air
Rolling his attack in this post.
> 17 + 75
92 total.
>The knee strikes Jackie's board
>When it hits
>One of the spines crashes into your right shoulder
>Muscles is split from you
>He falls
>Into the crowd
>They fight over him as he turns white
>As he slowly sinks into their cloying fingers
>Then the momentum hits
>You fly
>Until you hit the far wall
>In the cheap seats
>You have taken 112 damage
>Your body explodes into kitten sized pieces
>You have no HP
You die.
From thread 8 of Star vs Quest 2
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Star%20Vs.%20Quest
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Star: “Day one. No magic. Day two. Lots of magic...a monster arm. Weird eyes.”
Marco: “Star? You don’t look so hot.”
St: “Hot. Hot hot. Heat? Simmering. His little magic mom is simmering. Heat. Is that it? Is Anon a demon!?”
M: “I think he’s just mean.”
St: “NOBODYISJUST -THAT- MEAN, MARCO.”
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SITTING WITH MARCO
>8 votes
CHILL WITH JANNA
>14 votes
SIT WITH OSKARR
>1 fucking vote
>The choice is clear
>Janna's one of your two current weird feelings friends
>Of course you sit with her
>Still, you can't help but pass Marco over with your head
>He's practically buried in his hoodie
>Looks fucked up
>Emotional like
>You squint, picking his thoughts as you sit down
> "I know he's been through a lot, Star but Jackie's been my number one since I was like...SEVEN!"
>Oh
>He's texting Star
>You can't hear what she says back since obviously he doesn't think what he's reading
> "I mean, no. I never TALK talked to her. It's too risky! It doesn't fit into my 957 step plan! Talking isn't until Sophmore year!"
>You want to know more bu-
>PWap!
>You've been struck with a wad of blue clay
>"Hey, Gunshow. What's simmering in the pot of your brain-hole?"
>"God, Janna it's like you craft your sentences to make people uncomfortable."
>"Awww, you GET me!"
>Muscles peels the clay off your face
>Then slaps it onto the table so hard it's practically a Micron in thickness
>He draws a smiley face
>Youtried.jpeg
>"So. You excited about the Milkshake raid?"
>"Raid? I thought we were just ditching and getting shakes."
>Janna pulls out a piece of paper
>It has a Baphomet and Satan star on it
>Drawn in ketchup
>"Not once I summon Beelzegore. High middle manager of the underworld to burn the boardwalk down!"
>This bitch
>"Hell doesn't have middle managers."
>"Oh? How would YOU know?"
>She stands up in her chair, leaning her face nearly into yours
>"You been there or something!? Is that where you get your powers over fire and flesh!?"
>Muscles is offended that Janna thinks you have power over him
>She is right tho
>You burst into flames that one time
>"Do it."
>"WHat?"
>"Summon the licking blaze of hell. I wanna see it!"
>"Th-the alarm will go off!"
>"So we'll get to ditch early."
>THIS. BITCH.
From thread 5 of “Star vs Quest”
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1406235/#p1413955
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>"ECHO CREEK, HIGH! ARRRRE YOUUUU READAHHH!?"
>The class goes nuts
>Mixed nuts
>A guy in an O'possum suit is dancing around between the desks
>A pair of cheerleaders are throwing flyers
>Another pair are carrying the head-cheerleader on their shoulders
>She looks like she would rather be anywhere else
>The flyer drifts down onto your desk
>It reads "FRIDAY NIGHT! ECHO CREEK FOOTBALL BEGINS! BE THERE! OR BE STUDYING AT HOME FOR THE BETTERMENT OF YOUR FUTURE!"
>The possum is shaking his ass in your face
>The cheerleaders do cartwheels off the teacher's desk
>Did I mention the giant possum ass?
>Because, man
>It reeks
>It also appears to have Muscles locked in a state of...attention?
>"Hey, Muscles what gi-"
>Oh
>OH NO
>NONONO!
>Muscles has located the Booty
>Possum Man-Booty!
>He is charging his Pimp hand
ROLL WILL!
or
>Attempt to reason with Muscles
with CHARISMA!
WINNER!
>7 total
>Muscles
>HAS ENGAGED
https://youtu.be/wKixyLza3D8
>He rears back, ripping your jacket sleeve to shreds with his mass
>THE BUTT
>HE MUST HAVE IT!
>As he careens through the air you see your whole life flash before your eyes
>All the popularity you've gained
>All the struggle
>Vanishing because of this Bromo-erotic butt fiend you have for an arm
>WWHHACK!
>The Possum spins
>As in, Muscles hit him so hard that the poor bastard is spinning in mid-air
>Possum pants hit you in the face
>The Mascot hits the ground
>Face down
>Ass up
>Without even tidy whiteys to speak of...
>The school spirit in the room fucking dies
>Replaced with shocked silence
From thread 5 of “Star vs Quest” where Anon can’t stop Muscles from spanking Ferg
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1406235/#p1412992
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>Oh man she's gonna puke
>You step up behind her and pull her hands down
>"Whoah, girl hang on. You went into the deep end."
>She pukes
>It's so nasty
>She shakes between chucks
>Her toes curl into her body and she leans forward to make sure she gets it into the grass
>You hold back her hair
>Rub between her shoulderblades
>"Hey."
>"HWAOOOHhhhhuhrrgh..."
>"I'm gonna hold your nose, ok?"
>"bUh- BWAARRRRRhuuuahh!"
>You pinch her nose while she blows chunks
>"Now breathe."
>You say once she's done spewing
>She gets all the air she can
>Clearly swallowing some
>Amateur
>She burps
>Gets way more embarassed about that than the puking
>"Oh dude. That was crazy."
>She mumbles, recomposing herself from being so flushed
>That's when the bell rings
>"Aw! Dude we gotta jet!"
>She snatches your hand again and makes for her board
>Only to slip and nearly hit the pavement
>"Whoah!"
>Muscles catches her
>"Your ears just got DDTed by that weight loss clinic you just went through, Jack-o."
>You chide, getting informational
>"Maybe let me walk you?"
>"Sure."
>Her response is so light
>Until her face drops
>"Get your monster arm off my butt first."
>"M-Muscles! No! BAD!"
>Your own arm plays keep away with Jackie
>You chase him all the way to her first period class
>Kids were impressed
>Jackie was relieved you didn't judge her for not puking
>Everything was perfect
>So perfect you forgot last night
>Just for a little while
>You forgot about what home will be like when you get back
>You even forgot to see who else wanted to talk
>That's why you didn't see Marco Diaz
>Watching you two from the lockers
>That's why you didn't see him drop his bookbag and freeze at the spot he greets Jackie at every day
>That's why you didn't see the crushed look on his face
>The shock
>The confusion
>The heartbreak
>You missed it all
>Because you were too damn busy
>Too damn busy being happy
Now 'that' is what I call revenge.
From Thread 5 of “Star vs Quest” where Anon comfort’s Jackie (to spite Marco)
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1406235/#p1409916
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>It's good thing your mouth is full of slimy fish flesh and oily water
>Or Jackie might have heard you sound like an actual girl for a moment
>Your eyes water
>Muscles smacks his fist into the concrete three times in anguish
>Even he can't handle the salt
>He should stay out of 3Senpai
>You almost vomit
>You can't
>You really don't wanna swallow...
>But you must
>You look over at Jackie
>Her sides are hitting the halfpipe and spiraling into space
>You blink hard
>You're sweating
>Knees weak
>Wish you had got that spaghetti
>"How is it, dude?"
>She asks through tears of laughter
>You can't bitch out now
>Gotta at least finish what you started...
ROLL WILL!
From Thread 5 of “Star vs Quest”
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1406235/#p1409739
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>Muscles is practically bouncing off your shoulder
>He grabs your hand and then wrist
>"What is this, my dude?"
>He slaps your hand back then up
>He swirls your thumbs
>Then snaps
>"HAha! Secret handshake!"
>He then punches a foot deep hole into the wall and shudders from the adrenaline rush
>"Uh- uh maybe we cut it after that thumb part."
>Muscles too hype
>He almost hides that trigger thumb you see twitch and get stuck
>He's taken some damage from that fight
>Muscles powah -2
>Muscles now has +5 Str until he rests or you are healed again
From thread 5 of “Star vs Quest”
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1406235/#p1406706
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>You are Anon
>You've had a rough life
>Your father beat you
>He beat your mother
>Your mother never stopped him
>Your mother never stopped taking her pills
>You've had no friends except one
>Even he left you when he had better things come into his life
>You found amazing power in THE BOOK
>Which tapped you into the magic of an entire, forgotten universe
>You lost an arm...but gained your next real friend
> Luna
>The voice in your head
>Thing is, no magic goes unnoticed
>An evil little war monger and his gang of monsters came to take your source of power
>They endangered you, your chance at new friends and your future
>So you fought
>...but you lost
>You were captured, but you escaped
>Found the two Monsters you let live and led the attackers to your home
>One of them asked to die
>Your monster arm fulfilled that request
>You are Anon
>You are 14
>You have just taken a life
>He asked to die
>...but your chest feels like it's the one caving in
>For the first time in so long you feel hot tears welling up on your face
>The other monster in your grip, the Lobsterbeast
>He's on the verge of tears too
>"Man-Arm..."
>"I- I'm sorry I-"
>You drop the crab
>You're shaking
>"I just wanna go home..."
>You swallow.
>Your face re-hardens as your gut warps
>As you remember how little of a home you have to go back...
>You straighten up, looking down on your pathetic enemy
>Someone else is coming, you can hear them
>Muscles Raises his new Thorny Chain-fist high
>"Tell me. Where is Luna?"
>"I-"
>"Where is my book?"
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J: “How much do I mean to you?”
A: “Enough to destroy the world.”
AU Where “Anon” is a background character that comes to life. Dates Jackie out of spite for Marco and he accidentally catches the feelings.
From “Star vs Quest” a collaborative story game on 4chan
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1396852/
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“ >Your anatomy book slaps down beside you
>Roll Will to stay awake long enough to make it through the pages
>Then INT with a plus 2 bonus with the book
>You feel whatever Luna is
>Her immense power
>It crackles through your shattered bones, easing the pain
>She doesn't make you focus...but draws out your inner strength
>Your arm leaps, contorting in the air like a boneless eel
> Don't worry. That's normal. “
AU Where Anon is a STVFOE background character that became sentient.
He loses his arm and it gets replaced with “Muscles”
From Thread 2 of “Star vs Quest”
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1375238/#p1385000
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“ > You have been weak all your life. Never truly loved. Not strong enough to be despised. Do not worry. Do not fear...I'll make you strong.
> Mommy's Here. “
AU Where “Anon” is a background character that became sentient.
(Original image by sirtfr.tumblr.com)
From Thread #1 of Star vs Quest
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1372337/
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