starzar
starzar
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+Sara | I don’t know what I’m still doing here
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starzar · 4 years ago
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This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable
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Source: The craziest tweets from people in quarantine
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Conservatives accidentally doing this never gets old
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I maintain that Hey There Delilah by Plain White Tees is a 450% better song if it’s about a guy who’s lost custody of his daughter
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I HAD NO IDEA WHERE SHE WAS GONNA GO WHEN SHE SAID “SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE A LOAF OF BREAD” AND NOW I’M JUST. I’M LOSING MY FUCKING MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND SDFUHDKJJFSDHSKJL
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starzar · 4 years ago
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reddit’s amitheasshole sub may be the most ineffective (if not hilariously entertaining) kind of peer judgement in the worst possible court of opinion BUT I do appreciate how “everyone sucks here” is an accepted conclusion to come to. I think we should apply that more, up to and perhaps including official courts of law
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Head on over to https://iww.org/membership/ and get started learning how to build a union in your workplace! =D
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Need to be mindful for our feathered friends!
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starzar · 4 years ago
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They literally moved best actor to the last category over best fucking picture to capitalize on the tragic death of the frontrunner but then not only did that frontrunner NOT win it went to the one guy in the category who didn’t go to the ceremony
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starzar · 4 years ago
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Remember this?
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Well
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It happened
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LITTLE JOSH WON!!!!
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