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It moved? Guess who’s packing lunch from here on now. Are you sure you weren’t seeing things though?

Did anyone else see the lunch meat today in the cafeteria? I swear I could actually see it moving. Now, I know I don’t eat meat, but surely this isn’t how it’s supposed to look on a plate?

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Frozen reference makes this all better.

Is anyone else ready for summer yet? Halloween was great and all but, the cold definitely bothers me anyway.

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It does makes sense if you think about it Finn.

I just realized I might have totally been named after the fish on the Goldfish cracker bag..I can’t tell if this is cool or not

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Apparently, I’m going as one of Puck’s many raptors.

So I’m super late to this whole Halloween thing but is anyone actually dressing up this year? I’m just waiting for the day after to get all the on sale candy. That day should be a holiday also

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It’s pretty cool if you actually thing about it actually and yes, I do carry the little yellow paper around everyday. I keep it safe inside my wallet, so it’s always with me. Just like the locusts plague that happens mostly in Asia and , those are something I wouldn’t want to be caught in.

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What, really? That sounds kinda… both voodoo like and cool, I’ll admit. So you always carry a little yellow package around? Yeah like, it’s on the top 10 things of bad shit that can happen if you ask me. Or like an insect plague or something, I think that’d be pretty disgusting too. 

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It could be traumatizing for another person, you know?

So much for Halloween.

Swirlies are nothing.

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Swirlies..? Oh my.

So much for Halloween.

I was actually looking forward to it, but now people are just pissing me off. I swear, the next person that asks if I’ll be changing out of costume after is gonna pay. Swirlies and stealing lunch money is just the beginning, man. That’s baby stuff.

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A chariot racer would be pretty intresting or if you’re looking for something unique, how about a scary Jack in a Box? You know, like, you can pop up and scare people with it.

What to wear?

The only drag about Halloween is trying to figure out a convincing enough costume to wear. A guy can only go as Professor X or a Transformer so many times before it gets old.

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pucksterthegreat:

Yeah, I’m not entirely sure I want to go near that thing if it’s got both dust mites and curses on it, you know? But I mean like, you might be, unless you can clear it with - maybe chicken feet? If anything super bad starts happening like, blood out of the sink faucet and stuff, then you might be in trouble dude. 

Chicken feet isn’t the answer to all problems though but my mom believes in what many other Chinese believe and that’s Fu; which means good luck and it’s suppose protect you from ‘curses’ and things like that. I carry it with me everyday, it comes in a little yellow paper with patterns on it. Blood coming out of a faucet might be the worst thing ever.

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Pennywise, the clown that instilled fear into millions. I’m quite alright with clowns still, just as long as they don’t have fangs.

Always good to let it go... Yep, I went there.

This has been the WORST decision of my life.

Why, oh why, did I think it was a good idea to watch IT? I mean, I get that horror movies are all in the spirit of Halloween (aka the second best holiday) but I have come to the conclusion that it is never, ever a good idea to watch a movie about a killer clown. Alright? Like I don’t care if it’s a holiday or not, never under any circumstances. Thank you, Stephen King, now I can never go to the circus again.

Now, I’m going to try to forget everything I just saw and watch Frozen for the hundredth time.

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I think it’s still there if you ever want to check it out, beware of the dust mites though, my mom told me there were loads in fabric like though plushies. I never thought of it like that, does that mean I’m cursed for eternity? 

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To be fair dude, I think I would have too, you know? Just to see what it was like. Though like, maybe they were all discarded toys or something… Like, cast out and no one wanted them and now they’re cursed and shit? 

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I think it’s something about a free business edition of Tumblr with a rather strange mascot.

Very wise advice. What do they do on April Fool’s day?? 

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I know.

The Winter Musical is in a few short weeks...

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I always wondered what those Winter Musicals are all about. I heard they are a blast.

The Winter Musical is in a few short weeks...

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Outside a shop in the Lima Mall. Can’t say why I decided to take a seat on it though. Better yet, where did all those stuff animals come from?

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Well I mean like, sure looks like it. Where’d you find that thing anyway? And how did no one burn it yet? 

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Ouch, I can imagine how those legs look like - perfect for Halloween scares, that’s where it’s at.

My arms are here if you or anyone needs protecting - just saying~

Well she has these bionic legs as those runners you see at the special Olympics and stuff. They do look really sharp.

I’m gonna bring some earplugs just in case. It’s going to be epic. 

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I have never seen that movie in cinemas but legs can be used to cut of limbs and heads..? That must be one sharp leg..

I’m as ready as you are, can’t wait to hear the screams of our friends - though it’s all for good fun.

I vote for Colin Firth as the next James Bond. Like serious.. he kicks ass playing Galahad in the Kingsman,:The Secret Service. And they don’t come any more British then that guy or do they? Oh and so never gonna get into a fight with a girl who has legs like that one in the movie cause she’s kinda really lethal with them cutting of arms, legs and heads with them. 

As you can see, I’m getting into the Halloween spirit here. Who’s so ready to go visit that Haunted House.. this guy!