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bro i,m like two squeaks old

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I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

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i don't care if it's nazis, mormons, or a bunch of misguided autistic people. if anyone ever tries to tell you your soul is from another planet and you're actually part of the class of impressive people that secretly did everything cool in the world but is now extinct and lives on through your broken genome, you RUN. YOU WILL RUN AWAY. YOU WILL SPRINT FULL SPEED AWAY FROM THAT.

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remember kids, the moral of "Irish and Italians weren't even considered White yet!" isn't "because in those times people were so ignorant they didn't think the Irish were white". the moral is "because white is an unreal category created to justify slavery and ongoing hoarding of power and wealth". It's not that you know better about Italians. It's that the boundaries of the higher caste have changed.

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le miserable. there's just one of him

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a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes tearing up* thank you

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i could survive my own autopsy

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Blog for me my angel

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I'm going to kill you /gen /srs /pos /actionable /handjob

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I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

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“how do you get stuff done?” with tears in my eyes.

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lovely character. i need him to finally break down sobbing clutching his chest like it'll stop the pain crumpling to the floor begging God to either help him or let him die

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you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

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canonically just dumped soup all over the floor

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The Wrong Turn

Guess who's back here? I had a bumpy ride but I made it eventually.