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There's a bit in the comic Preacher, where the main character winds up in a small town in Texas and gains the ire of one of the local businessmen. In order to bring the main character to heel, he winds up getting into bed with the KKK (it makes sense in context). They're getting ready to burn down some houses in the black part of town, this being a pretty heavily segregated area, when he goes off to pee in the woods in full Klan regalia, while two other klansmen stay behind. They start talking about how all he ever wants to do is talk about n-words, it's all 'n-word' this and 'n-word' that, it gets so damn tiresome. Doesn't he ever want to talk about anything else? Like, one of them just got this sweet truck the other day-

And the second the bad guy comes back from his piss, he immediately starts talking about how much he loves hating n-words.

And it's been a long, long time since I saw life imitating art so perfectly.

Imagine being told to tone down the transphobia and try posting better by Elon Musk

Elon Musk

this was not the way I expected karma to finally catch up with JKR but it’s a start

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Reblog with your score

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This appeals to the little trickster raccoon that dwells within me, entirely too much.

Daily affirmations

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Now is a bad time to learn I multiclassed in the worst possible way

they never tell you abt The Skeleton's Curse (bone pain)

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It sure as hell wasn't a gesture of kindess.

I’ve been on tumblr for almost 13 years and I refuse to know what homestuck is about

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Let me tell you about Homestuck

I’ve been on tumblr for almost 13 years and I refuse to know what homestuck is about

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Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

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staticsuselessbitch

It's me. I'm the useless bitch.

replace one word of your url with bitch

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Rogue from the X-Men on my phone, Juri Han from Street Fighter on my Laptop, Rei Ayanami on my desktop

I have never been so horny, yet so scared.

Who is it?💕

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Reblog if you're comfortable receiving crabs on Crab Day (July 29th) so all your beloved followers know who they can comfortably crab on crab day (July 29th) without feeling nervous about crabbing someone 9n Crab Day (July 29th).

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You guys get a third season?

TV Executives: “if the strike goes in, you won’t get new episodes of your favorite shows! You won’t get new movies you were looking forward to! Isn’t that terrible, what the writers are doing to you?”

Me: Bitch, that might have been an effective threat in 2007, but we have since survived a Covid shutdown and discovered ways to amuse ourselves while we waited, we can outwait this shit, too. I got a pile of shows saved I haven’t even watched yet, and a Mt. TBR waiting for me.

Compensate (and respect) your writers for their work, assholes.

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Update: never did get my monocle. Life is bullshit.

It’s gonna be so awesome when I get my monocle…

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Help My Cat’s Leggies

I’ve started a Gofundme for my cat, Chester. He’s developed a spinal condition and the vets bills are becoming more than I can afford. If you could pass the link around, get more people seeing it, that’d would be amazing https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-my-cat-chester-with-his-vets-bills

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well folks, i’m all sold out of fish’ems all i sell is shrimps n’ ice

have a beautiful day

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Don’t ask us why

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