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black eyed zombie

yeah

redraw of this gorillaz artwork i found when scrolling through their wiki gallery for outfit inspo UGHHH I LOVE THIS BAND

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Haha old /lh

WAIT YESTERDAY WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY? HAPPY BIRTHDAY OMG!!!

Haha thank you ♡

It was chill which is all I can ask for lol

I got back pain and older

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No Susan’s were harmed

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uhhhhh heres some other random sketches

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Have Tom angst

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He's asking nicely

Reference:

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Because I didn't think about that until now and I will be doing so in the future thank you

To those that make Matt a feminine man, why do you choose not to make Matilda a masculine woman?

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That's canon

Change my mind

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I just saw a fanfic author on tiktok advertising their fic like booktok does and peace and love but friend. your real life actual face??? associated with your fic???

listen, as far as y'all are concerned, I am a sentient seal with access to a keyboard, and we’re leaving it at that

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New tag game

Type in “I want” to reveal your greatest desire

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You have asked and I shall answer

Katya is Slavic, which specific one idk but Russia is a bit cliche so she's either Bulgarian or Ukrainian. She first came to England as a foreign exchange student, but then decided she was gonna stay. She's really into geology and has a huge collection of rocks, gemstones, and little fossils. She will gladly tell you everything you could ever want to know about them. She also is really adventurous, though without her impulse control (Kim) she ends up getting herself into trouble a lot.

Kim is British and was raised on the early internet, where she discovered her love of anime. Her online persona was an anime version of herself with cat ears and Sailor Moon type powers. As such, she spent a lot of time on Gaia Online fangirling about the newest anime with her friends. Outside of being a weeb, Kim has a makeup artist channel on YouTube where she posts tutorials and the like.

You know I can appreciate Beyond bringing back Kim and Katya and not only drawing them in the same style as everyone else (as funny as it was for them to look so wildly different) and for at least giving them some sort of character aside from standing around and being pretty

Although of anything they are severely underused even in the fandom, I'll find few posts about them and even then I never really see anyone give them any character aside from being lesbians

Like hell yeah they're wives but like, you guys don't want to dump some head cannons on to them? Dude their original voice actress was Kira Buckland you're not going to make them weebs? You're not going to take one look at either of them and decide to give them some personality traits?

Idk I like our canon lesbians I just think they're neat

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"Hey! What the fuck are you doing?!"

"Climbing your robot with suction cups, dumbass, what do you think?!"

"Why my robot?!"

"Why not your robot?!"

"You're delaying my plans to rule the world!"

"I'll delay your plans all I want! Look at me goooo!"

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I have finally obtained the important blue checkmarks

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I wanna slap him like a bag of rice

nighty night

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Ayyy sick

request: you as a zombie???

glad I made a design for it already hehehe

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AJ *is* cute, in fact everyone is and I'm about to say one cute thing about them:

AJ's little PJs and looking like they're all ready to be bundled up just makes me want to tuck them into bed

Beau's cute very Halloween hoodie and edgy demeanor might put you off but honestly their messy hair just makes me think they just get out of bed and it's so cute I want to ruffle it

B0n my beloved just looks so huggable. I hope for nothing but the best for this adorable little robot

HZ and Hertz are quirky little zombies and I've only had them for a day and a half but if anything were to happen to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself

Christi's puffy Little ponytail and scrunchie is just such a vibe and reminds me of being a kid hehe

Pink's design outfit is really cute and they just look so friend shaped. I would like to take Pink out for lunch sometime and just talk about things

Mia is so AH I love her little scarf it's so cute it's such a cute little aspect of her she has such an adorable round feeling

Pluto's mask is so interesting and I love the adorable tiny little star on their sweater. They make me think of an alien that just wants to tell you about their home planet

Dan is, man I don't know how I could possibly describe Dan there's not enough characters allowed in an ask to describe Dan's cuteness. He just seems to be a wonderful friend and I love his little derpy eyes

CL's short lil pixie cut and smug demeanor just gives me vibes of a kitten trying to look tough but I bet she would melt easily or is cute when flustered

Anon...You're not trying to steal our hearts now are you? Kidding, that's really sweet of you, I'm glad you also had something to say for everyone.

ha, you're not too far off. i do in fact sport a constant bedhead, even at work. as for the hoodie... well, i guess it's a halloween-looking thing? i always wear this hoodie. i don't really have a choice.

Wow I uh- thank you!! I wish all the best for you too stranger

Aww thank you anon! I like your sunglasses, they're so stylish!

*too blushy and flattered to make coherent words*

Aww, thank you! I had shorter hair as a kid and I occasionally describe my fashion sense as ‘children’s show host’, so this means a lot!

Whawawawa-whaaaaaaaaat!!!!! Awww I-- You-- Uh-- Th-- UH ASDASHDGK THANKS ANON!!! I'd be down to hang out with ya! Now, what do you recommended around here?

O-oh geez, Anon. You just know just what to say to flatter this little ol' lady, don't ya?

Oh my gosh, awww!! You're gonna make me want to hug you so bad, dude! That's so sweet of you to say that to me and everyone else!

You hush