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“To kill a minigun Bulldozer, shoot at it until it dies.”

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✧ ( CRIMINAL  MINDS  SENTENCE  STARTERS.

warning:  death, murder, loss mention. change pronouns to your liking/as you see fit!

❛ Are you a genius or something? ❜ ❛ You look too young to have gotten into medical school. ❜ ❛ When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks into you. ❜ ❛ Imagination is more important than knowledge. ❜ ❛ Knowledge is limited; imagination encircles the world. ❜ ❛ Your girlfriend thinks you’re going to break up with her.  ❜ ❛ I was a little bit of a nerd. Is that so surprising? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’s weird that I knew that ballad? ❜ ❛ Do you think that’s why I can’t get a date? ❜ ❛ We’re looking for a needle in a haystack. ❜ ❛ I got a list of things I want to try before it’s too late. ❜ ❛ What is food to one, is to others bitter poison. ❜ ❛ Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. ❜ ❛ If I told you that, what would I have left for myself? ❜ ❛ It is those we live with and love, and should know, who elude us. ❜ ❛ What could you possibly learn that you don’t already know? ❜ ❛ In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. ❜ ❛ I have other options besides shooting a man. ❜ ❛ The test of the morality of a society is what it does for its children. ❜ ❛ Do you ever ask yourself how you make a decision like that? ❜ ❛ What’s happened to that boy in the year I stopped looking for him? ❜ ❛ I mean, how do you give yourself that kind of permission? ❜ ❛ A year ago, I gave up on looking for him – there were so many other kids. ❜ ❛ Look, I know this job is important to you, but we’re important, too. ❜ ❛ That makes it sound like the bandit’s doing the stripping. ❜ ❛ Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of overcoming it. ❜ ❛ You tend to forget, don’t you? ❜ ❛ You really are afraid of the dark. ❜ ❛ It’s not so important who starts the game, but who finishes it. ❜ ❛ It’s not really the kind of thing that happens around here, you know? ❜ ❛ Ever talk to someone who wants to continually show you he’s smarter than you?  ❜ ❛ If men could only know each other, they would neither idolize nor hate. ❜ ❛ In order to learn the important lessons in life, one must each day surmount to fear. ❜ ❛ What if it’s not? What if next time he kills somebody? ❜ ❛ All secrets are deep. All secrets become dark. That’s in the nature of secrets. ❜ ❛ We all have secrets. Would you want us profiling you? ❜ ❛ We all have secrets. ❜ ❛ You trying to say something to me right now. ❜ ❛ Only if you’re hiding something. ❜ ❛ Are you saying I had nothing to do with making you who you are? ❜ ❛ To get away with murder, you simply don’t tell anyone. ❜ ❛ Call me first. I’d love to pick your brains. ❜ ❛ My hope is that one day you’ll feel the way I do too. ❜ ❛ If I ever find myself feeling the way you do, I’ll kill myself. ❜ ❛ Tired of people using religion… to justify the terrible things they do. ❜ ❛ Fantasy abandoned by reason produces impossible monsters. ❜ ❛ An earthly kingdom cannot exist without inequality of persons. ❜ ❛ It is a wise father who knows his own child. ❜ ❛ Within the core of each of us is the child we once were. ❜ ❛ If we knew each other’s secrets, what comforts we should find. ❜ ❛ There are no secrets better kept than the secrets that everybody guesses. ❜ ❛ Reason is not automatic. Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it. ❜ ❛ I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can’t touch with decay. ❜ ❛ Let us consider that we are all insane. It will explain us to each other. ❜ ❛ Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. ❜ ❛ Delay is the deadliest form of denial. ❜ ❛ The strength of a family, like the strength of an army, is in its loyalty to each other. ❜ ❛ In youth we learn; in age we understand. ❜ ❛ Fate is not satisfied with inflicting one calamity. ❜ ❛ We all live in a house on fire. No fire department to call, no way out. ❜ ❛ Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. ❜ ❛ To lose a child is to lose a piece of yourself. ❜ ❛ How many more times will they be able to look into the abyss? ❜ ❛ Sometimes there are no words, no clever quotes to neatly sum up what’s happened that day. ❜ ❛ There is no lasting hope in violence, only temporary relief from hopelessness. ❜ ❛ I’m so sorry for your loss. And if you or your son need anything… ❜ ❛ Life is a game; play it. Life is too precious; do not destroy it. ❜ ❛ If I am what I have and if I lose what I have, who then am I? ❜ ❛ Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive. ❜ ❛ We will find you, you sick son of a bitch! ❜ ❛ Is that another promise? ❜ ❛ Whatever you are, be a good one. ❜ ❛ Without heroes, we are all plain people and don’t know how far we can go. ❜ ❛ I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to see me. ❜ ❛ I can’t talk you out of this. It’s a great life. ❜ ❛ There is no such thing as part freedom. ❜ ❛ Come near my team and I will end you. ❜ ❛ When I let go of what I am I become what I might be. ❜ ❛ The grave soul keeps its own secrets and takes its own punishment in silence. ❜ ❛ It is not his enemy or foe that lures him to evil ways. ❜ ❛ Sometimes human places create inhuman monsters. ❜ ❛ Bring the past only if you’re going to build from it. ❜ ❛ What it lies in our power to do, it lies in our power not to do. ❜ ❛ Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. ❜ ❛ You may leave school, but it never leaves you. ❜ ❛ Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die. ❜ ❛ Three can keep a secret if two are dead. ❜ ❛ At the gambling table, there are no fathers or sons. ❜ ❛ Where there is anger, there is always pain underneath. ❜ ❛ Nothing fixes a thing so intently in the memory as the wish to forget it. ❜ ❛ All that we see or seem, is but a dream within a dream. ❜ ❛ Death ends a life, not a relationship.  ❜ ❛ There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it. ❜ ❛ The universe doesn’t like secrets; it conspires to reveal the truth to lead you to it. ❜ ❛ Fear is pain arising from the anticipation of evil. ❜ ❛ Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much. ❜ ❛ Forgiveness does not change the past but it does enlarge the future. ❜ ❛ A mother’s arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. ❜ ❛ The past is never dead. It’s not even past. ❜ ❛ A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. ❜ ❛ Deep vengeance is the daughter of deep silence. ❜

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‘"pepsi bottle? coca cola glass? i don’t give a damn."

“Clover no, you can’t just pour an entire bottle of Coke Zero into a pepsi can and then give it to someone,” Sydney sighed, shaking her head. “That’s called extended villainy. Or something.”

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About Chronically Late Replies

I am absolutely guilty of this, and I don’t give a crap if your reply is a month late or even a year late.  It tells me you’re still interested in rping with me.  And even if I’m not in the headspace for that particular thread anymore it also tells me I can come at you with new ideas without being a nuisance.  So reply away, no matter how long it’s been!

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“They’re all afraid of you.” (I had plans to finish this, but I’ve done way too many tattoos recently. Here’s Sydney without her sleeves.)

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Sydney’s aesthetic.

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(wehaveaprxblem) “Oh my god what did I just walk into.”

Sydney coughed as she shoved what appeared to be *napoleons* into the oven, the general area of the safehouse kitchen coated with a heavy snow of butter, flour, and sugar.

“The best motherfucking pastries you guys will have!” she yelled out in her signature screeching tone, before exploding further into a coughing fit as she stumbled about, trying to clean up the mess.

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offshore gals!

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‘ that’s what good pussy sounds like. ’ Hox no

“NO.”

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fifty vine starter sentences for when it’s 3am

‘ NOT ON MY WATCH. ’ ‘ you thought it was over? … ha. ’ ‘ pepsi bottle? coca cola glass? i don’t give a damn. ’ ‘ aa … aaa …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ’ ‘ so you just gon’ bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? ’ ‘ why are you running? why are you running? ’ ‘ just because my parents won’t let me get makeup, or piercings, doesn’t make me a fucking preppy. fuck preppies. ’ ‘ god first. skating second. hit me up on christian mingle. ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming … AAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ oh my gosh, is that corbin bleu from jump in? ’ ‘ it’s me, jessie, and ari, if he … if they test me they sorry. ’ ‘ okay guys … i’m about to say a curse word, you ready? … shut up! ’ ‘ on all levels except physical, i am a wolf. ’ ‘ i thought you were bae! … turns out you’re just fam… ’ ‘ i mean … you’re so tall, you must have a problem. ’ ‘ i sneezed, oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze? ’ ‘ sorry i’m on the toilet, hope the ice cream don’t melt! ’ ‘ oh my fuckin’ god, she fuckin’ dead. ’ ‘ I’M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME! ’ ‘ we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. ’ ‘ hey, my name is ____, i got a basketball game tomorrowwww, i’m a point guard. ’ ‘ i’m washing me and my clothes, bitch! i’m washing me and my clothes.. ’ ‘ MY DICK FELL OFF! ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ yogurt is just fruit sperm! and i’m not gay. ’ ‘ hi, welcome to chili’s. ’ ‘ that’s what good pussy sounds like. ’ ‘ stop saying i look like chicken little. he’s dumb, and he’s a coward. and i am NOT  a coward! ’ ‘ if your name is ____ and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand! ’ ‘ bitch! why you mad? ‘cause my pussy pops severely, and yours don’t?! ’ ‘ merry crisis. ’ ‘ i love you bitch. i ain’t gonna ever stop loving you …. bitch. ’ ‘ what up? i’m ____, i’m nineteen, and i never fuckin’ learned how to read. ’ ‘ this bitch empty! YEET! ’ ‘ and they were roommates ! ’ ‘ is that a weed?! i’m calling the police! ’ ‘ today my brother pushed me so i am starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be: i would get pushed way less. ’ ‘ it is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ i won’t hesitate, bitch! ’ ‘ welcome to bible study, we’re all children of JESUS! ’ ‘ i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag. ’ ‘ you are my dad, you’re my dad! boogie woogie woogie. ’ ‘ i got two free tacos! ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does! ’ ‘ turn off the flash, you fucking moron. ’ ‘ get that education bro! GET THAT EDUCATION BRO! ’ ‘ yes, she is a bitch. b i c t … h. ’ ‘ ohhh shit, what is that? who you fightin’? ’ ‘ don’t fuck with me! i have the power of god and anime on my side! ’

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Random Starters

“We should go on a vacation.”

“Can I borrow some money?”

“So…. my parents kicked me out. Can I crash at your place for a while?”

“I’m colorblind how am I supposed to know which is the right color?”

“Please don’t be mad….I couldn’t just leave him/her alone in the cold. ”

“Look how cute she/he is!”

“I want a baby.”

“I don’t want kids.”

“Want to go to the mall with me?”

“Wanna share a milkshake?”

“I told you not to eat so much.”

“I don’t feel so good.”

“Being single sucks maybe we should just marry each other. ”

“I want to be alone.”

“I promise I won’t bring home another cat/dog.”

“I don’t think they’re good for you.”

“I’m just trying to help.”

“Don’t make me fall in love with you.”

“I don’t think we’re right for each other.”

“Stop judging me. I don’t care if this is my fifth carton of ice cream.”

“Here try this.”

“Something smells burnt.”

“Did you get another fight?”

“Let me take care of you.”

“Let me love you.”

“I want to punch you in the face.”

“I want to spend my life with you.”

“That tastes delicious!”

“I think I just got dumped?”

“I got a new job!”

“I can’t wait to leave this stupid job.”

“I hate my boss.”

“I know I’m an adult but that doesn’t mean I can’t have cute things.”

“Do you still have a stuffed animal collection?”

“Hey! Don’t touch that!”

“Look! It’s uhm… some kind of bird… you like birds right?”

“We should throw a party.”

“Wow that party sucked.”

“You can’t marry someone you just met.”

“You got married?!”

“Is that my shirt?”

“Someone broke into my house/apartment.”

“Can I pet your dog, please?”

“I got you a present.”

“I’m sorry…I may have broken something….”

“Please don’t be mad.”

“I don’t want to live without you.”

“Look at the stars!”

“We should play a game together.”

“Can you explain to me why I caught you kissing my boyfriend/girlfriend?”

“You jerk!”

“Does this look okay?”

“You have something on your face.”

“I swear you act like a child.”

“Why am I with you again?”

“You’re going to get hurt.”

“I told you so.”

“Can I sleep in your bed tonight?”

“Are you still afraid of the dark?”

“Why are you naked?”

“You asshole, you beat my high score!”

“You’re so full of yourself.”

“Do you want to go out to dinner?”

“Would you like to go out sometime?”

“I’d like to ask if you’d like to be my boyfriend/girlfriend.”

“Are you done with that?”

“No time to explain. We need to get married now.”

“I’m in a lot of trouble.”

“I have to move away. My dad/mom got a new job.”

“Move in with me.”

“We should buy a house together.”

“Is your hair pink?”

“I love your hair!”

“You’re so cute.”

“Oh my god what did I just walk into.”

“I have to be anywhere else but here.”

“Oh would you like the time…”

“Don’t burn down the house, please.”

“Can we just not fight today, please. I don’t have the energy.”

“Maybe we should break up.”

“Do you even love me?”

“What are you watching?”

“You’re into that kind of stuff?”

“Oh my god are you okay?!”

“I think we have a first aid kit around here somewhere.

“It’s so hot, I’m dying!”

“I’m going to freeze to death! Do you really have to have the house this cold?”

“Do you think he/she will like it?”

“I want to do something for myself.”

“You’re constantly changing your plans.”

“I don’t feel like you want me here.”

“You���re late…again.”

“I got fired…”

“I wish everyday was like this.”

“That waiter/waitress is really cute!”

“Are you looking at their butt?”

“Please stop me from impulse buying an eight pound bag of sprinkles.”

“I don’t have a problem.”

“Why are you wearing makeup? ”

“You look breathtaking.”

“Can I feed you?”

“I swear you get cuter and cuter every single day!”

“Can I have my stuff back?”

“Why did we ever breakup?”

“Did we make a mistake?”

“Can we go to Disney Land/Disney World?”

“I’m so tired.”

“I feel like death.”

“Well don’t you look like a ray of sunshine.”

“I’m not a morning person.”

“That’s you fifth cup of coffee and it isn’t even noon yet.”

“I can’t have kids.”

“I’m dying…”

“Will you shut up for a second?!”

“My ex just asked me to marry them?”

“Why are you still hung up over your ex?”

“Wow that person looks just like you!”

“Can you send me pictures of your cat/dog?”

“I’m a simple man/women. I like naps, cute animals, and running from my problems just like everyone else.”

“Will you just ask me out already?”

“I swear you’re always on your phone.”

“We need to talk. You’re addiction to candy crush is affecting our friendship/relationship.”

“I just want you to listen to me.”

“Is that lipstick on your collar?”

“I think your crystal collection is getting a little out of control.”

“Don’t you think these dolls are creepy?”

“I think our place is haunted.”

“We need to move now.”

“I’m not going back there!”

“I’ve never done anything bad in my entire life. I took four sugar packets one time and I felt so bad that I brought them back.”

“You’re such a good person…its annoying.”

“You know you could just not be an asshole.”

“You’re behind on rent again.”

“Mmm that cake smells wonderful.”

“Have I ever told you how beautiful your eyes are?”

“This is so embarrassing… I just want to die.”

“We’re breaking everything they gave you and going shopping.”

“You really need to stop wearing that ring.”

“It’s time to move on.”

“I told you they were no good!”

“I wish you would just leave them already. ”

“Do you want to stay at my place for a while?”

“Why is there someone sleeping in your tub?”

“Did we get married?”

“I never want to touch a bottle of alcohol again.”

“I’m sorry for the things I said when I was drunk.”

“That’s way too much sugar! Are you trying to kill me?”

“Why are you crying?”

“Have you really just been looking at pictures of cats/dogs all day?”

“Stop sending me memes!”

“I want to marry Godzilla and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.”

“Aren’t you lactose intolerant?”

“Are you sure you should be eating that?”

“My head is killing me.”

“Are you really doing another DIY project? The last one nearly burned down our house/apartment.”

“You’re being too loud. It’s scaring the dog/cat.”

“Can you help me give her/him a bath?”

“Remind me why we thought this was a good idea?”

“You keep hogging all the blankets.”

“I’m getting a cat/dog.”

“I have to go to the hospital?”

“Why didn’t you tell me you were so sick?!”

“Stop trying to flirt with the cashier.”

“The barista just gave me his/her number.”

“Can we just pretend this never happened?”

“I can’t believe you did this behind my back!”

“I told you not to take them back.”

“I’m not going to be here for you when they break your heart again.”

“I think my bank account just laughed at me.” 

“Why is everything in the kitchen pink?” 

“Did you redecorate while I was gone?” 

“How long have I been out?” 

“Why are their paw prints all over the place?” 

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Injured/Injury Starters

Injured

“Oh shit, are you alright?”

“Dude, I don’t think you’re alright.”

“Blood’s not supposed to be coming from there…”

“That looks broken.”

“Can you move your __?” 

“Are you okay?”

“That doesn’t look good.”

“Who did this?”

“Did you do this to yourself?”

“How did this happen?”

“We need to get you to a hospital.”

“Do you need to go to a hospital?”

“That’s not supposed to bend that way.”

“Do you want me to look at it?”

“Don’t move, you’ll make it worse!”

“Stop moving!”

“There’s so much blood.”

“I’ll see if I have a first aid kit.”

“Just… Stay here and I’ll get help.”

“How did you even do this?”

“This happened in a fight?”

“Walk it off.”

“It’s not that bad.” 

“I think you need stitches.”

“You dumbass.” 

Injury

“I think I hurt myself.”

“I can’t feel my __.”

“I think my __ is broken.”

“Shit, that hurts to move.”

“I don’t think I can get up.”

“I’m going to try to get up.”

“Can you go get help?” 

“I need help.”

“I think I’m going to pass out.”

“I don’t think there’s supposed to be that much blood.”

“It’s not that bad.”

“I got [shot, stabbed, etc].”

“I can’t walk.”

“I don’t think I need to go to a hospital.”

“I think I need to go to the hospital.”

“Stop laughing, this hurts.”

“My last words better not be stupid.”

“That was a dumb idea.”

“Shit, that burns.”

“I’m fine… really.”

“Damn, I can’t get the bleeding to stop.”

“I got into a fight…”

“I feel lightheaded.”

“It hurts to move.”

“Can you look at it for me?” 

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Pressing F for Bain because I’ve got nothing but respect for my president

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“So, why do you exist now, Kelli?” Sydney murmured as she seemed to be clearing out her workspace, walking into the workshop.

There really wasn’t anything she had outside of... much else. Sydney had no intention of returning to Melbourne and the possibility of facing the wrath of her parents, or of the police back in Australia. She was doubtful that she could start her own crime ring either, since, well... what had driven her to this point was the fact that she couldn’t have enough trouble.

She did, given that the gang had dabbled with the supernatural one too many. Now? There was nothing to do other than try to figure out what to do with the rest of her life.

The... former Anarchist peeked under the van, waving a bit. “Hey,” she said in a voice that was going to be obviously somber after the death of a beloved employer. “What are you gonna do after this, Houston...?”

Houston toiled away under the van. 

Even if others weren’t here any more- this safehouse was still home. Still his workshop. If Hoxton wanted him out later, so be it; but he’d have to tell him himself. 

He had nothing else to do otherwise. Working on cars and other vehicles was his calming activity. 

The Ghos- man wasn’t wearing his heisting suit. There was no use for it; he simply wore civilian shirt and jeans.

What was next?  

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it’s like i always say: fuck