Tell him you’re excited to have his last name and then marry his brother
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my iphone, crying and struggling to breathe: p-please! update your software...!
me, forcing my iphone's head back underwater: fuck you
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It’s amazing how 3 minutes with the wrong person feels like an eternity, yet 3 hours with the right one, feels like only a moment.
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when Jesus knew Judas would betray him but invited him to brunch just for the drama of it all
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