$> 08.19.2013 MacarenaMiami, FL21March 20, 1993Pisces/AriesWeedFlowersand everything elsewhore(s) on my dick
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Since My stepdad cheated on my mom and he’s being an ass. I put a shit ton of that tasteless powder laxative in all of his diet shake mixes he won’t notice but he will shit himself and not be able to figure out why.
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What the signs are made of
Aries: Lava
Taurus: Bacon
Gemini: Sprinkles
Cancer: Pizza
Leo: Tears of their ex lovers
Virgo: Bleach
Libra: Glitter
Scorpio: Coffee
Sagittarius: Mozzarella sticks
Capricorn: Nirvana CDs
Aquarius: Snow globe
Pisces: Vodka
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This little shit is Pudgington.He’s a one legged toad who wants to promote body positivity and racial equality. Pudge is a pro feminist and resides in Florida, home of the gators, sun, and serial killers.
Expect more Pudge from this blog and his instagram (run by my little sister).
His instagram is SirPudgingtonToad
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This sure looks magically delicious to us!
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