stcantarella
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—do you know cantarella? a poison used by the borgias in italy
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happy birthday mary shelley happy birthday ME
everyone be really nice to me it’s my birthday tomorrow in like 3 hours
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everyone be really nice to me it’s my birthday tomorrow in like 3 hours
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*gollum voice* they steal our carnivorous lamb quotessssss to make them about their mid ass pairing
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and her new album has just like 1 good song. whereas taylor swift literally released The Black Dog on her worst album.
my friend trying to tell me sabrina carpenter is for gay people while taylor swift is for straight women. ok. so of these 2 blonde women one has extensive gay theories and the other has a song on snl about how there are no gay rumours about her. okay.
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my friend trying to tell me sabrina carpenter is for gay people while taylor swift is for straight women. ok. so of these 2 blonde women one has extensive gay theories and the other has a song on snl about how there are no gay rumours about her. okay.
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some of you people are more obsessed w gaylors than i am and ive talked about miss swift having a ruinous dyke summer w kkloss extensively
#ive been getting soooo annyed at the 1000 posts that are like:#going to gaylor blogs to laugh/going to the gaylor subreddit to observe them like monkeys in a zoo#like dont talk on family buisness till you know about the garden gate
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#I MISS HIMMMMMMM#my greatest victory is my discord @ is just 'cesare'#he was down so astronimically and it was normal#cesare
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god forbid the molested do anything
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if the molested stopped posting you wouldn’t even have screenshots of book quotes to webweave into your out-of-context destiel edit
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me making jesus watch riverdale: so here's when the riverdale gang uses the power of unions and community to defeat the evil racist wizard
jesus: hey man this archie guy carrying that wood is pretty triggering do you think we could watch something else?
me lying maliciously: this is the only show we have
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august slipped away almost like. it was a moment in time
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you never have to marry a man for any reason. even if your family really want it. even if your friends are asking when it will happen. even if you need the double income. even if you think you’ll die if you don’t. you are allowed to never marry a man. you are allowed to never want to marry a man. if you have even the slightest bit of doubt about whether you should marry a man, don’t do it.
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Here’s nanami slagging off akio for those who celebrate
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it's crucial that you understand my stance on this which is 1) LMFAOOOO and 2) we are never getting a good song ever again like shes gone and this stretches further back the football player guy and has nothing to do w the funny dyke memes like. shes goneeee worn to the bone baby
#and you’re right.#it’s crazy how her whole thing at the start was#she’s just another 15 year old girl writing songs in her bedroom#and that was the brand#except she sold that private part of herself and now it’s hollow because like what does she have to say about anything#taylor swift the person has vanished into Taylor Swift the brand#and we’re never getting her back
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one bad lesbian situationship and she was like i dont even wanna see my own pussy anymore
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