#dont do it

[hersurvival]

You know it.

There is something dark under the water.

A looming shadow undecipherable.

And it's not real.

You know that!

But the dread..

The shadow under the surface is there for you.

And when the bubbles start getting faster,

When there is a ripple,

Something emerging..

Well, it is never what you expected.

You fear something bad,

Worse than imaginable, something unfathomable.

How is it always even worse?

[mollyjames]

Sometimes I think about how many people I met in food service who smoke. I think about growing up in an upper-middle class neighborhood, and how it was drilled into me that smoking is addictive and bad for your health. I think most people, in America at least, are well aware of that. Whenever I would decline a cigarette, on the rare occasion it was offered, saying I dont smoke the reply is always "good, don't start."

I think about the long shifts, working on your feet all day, with breaks scheduled down to the minute. Every second of your day controlled by the clock, regardless of how tired you might be. However, in food service, there is one exception. The smoke break. Most managers respect the smoke break. The old school ones do, at least. The newer crop less so. Food service is fast paced, highly stressful work, and nicotine, in addition to all of its addictive and damaging properties, is a relaxant. If a burger flipper or barista says they need to step outside for a smoke, you let them do it, and you dont begrudge them for it.

It's such a strange bit of kindness. One that we know is terribly harmful in many respects, but performed anyway. I think about all of the interconnected systems, of health, of education, of exploitation, that leads a person to knowingly trade in years of their life for five minutes of peace. I wonder how many people in my upper middle class neighborhood would propose simply banning the smoke breaks. I wonder how many people I know would just break.

[updatingranboo]

from ranboo! 🪺

[ghostboyhood]

im not even joking i need to pause its always sunny sometimes because it makes me feel like im going fucking crazy..

like no way dennis looks at him like that and people think theyre not fucking and/or in love. like he was literally holding his arms out to touch mac and when he didnt do anything he just fixed his shirt..

not to mention he just.. doesnt need to touch him? especially in that last screenshot bc theyre talking to dee and not even the couple theyre pretending to be gay for, like yeah appearances but STILL. they could js stand next to eachother but dennis is ALL. over. mac..

[amsterdamhotelroom]

roman PLEASE you know better

[blairpuffs]

FUCK it 1000 notes and ill start drinking water more often. promise. i realized i havent been drinking enough

[vic-draws-sometimes]

Knitting is a scam.

Anyone who tells you about ANY benefits to knitting is a LIAR!

I have a box of the cheapest yarn I could find AND IT STILL COST ME AN ARM and it takes FOREVER to knit ANYTHING

I don't think my blood pressure has ever been this high in my life

Will I keep knitting? Yes of course I've never seen my grandma, mom and step dad so happy.

BUT I HATE IT AND I WONT PRETEND THIS ISNT THE ART OF SATAN

[techutones]

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[m0thxy]

guys do NOT call frank iero at 3am. this little twink broke into my house and chewed up my floorboards. WOULD NOT RECOMMEND!!!

[unabashedhonesty]

PSA For Neurodivergents

Don’t unmask. It’s not worth it. It destroys every kind of relationship you can form. If you think you’re safe, you’re not. Once they see you without your masking, they’ll never see you as they did before. You’re not the same to them anymore. Those who say they accept you will use it against you later. Everyone runs out of patience eventually. Normally, I would say to wear your weirdness with pride, but the world is cruel and people are intolerant. Don’t make my mistakes. Don’t unmask to neurotypicals.

[brain-in-a-skin-suit]

awww he cares

[paper-lilypie]

quick ccrt eclipse except he’s not looking to murder you that much yet

[ecstasydemon]

dont ever take a nap longer than one and a half hours. when you wake up that first time and think "ohh im so cozy and sleepy ill just sleep a little more. ill just close my eyes a little more." thats the devil talking

[loch-detected]

BUGSNAX FANDOM NEVER LISTEN TO ‘CAN’T GO BACK’ BY THE CRANE WIVES AND THINK OF THE BUGSNAX CAST POST-SNAKTOOTH IM WARNING YOU

[lyss-butterscotch]

see the thing is pebbles shipping would never happen because no amount of au bullshit would ever take away the fact that there is no person five pebbles hates more than five pebbles himself. they would kill each other with rocks and none of them would even attempt to dodge

This is the only relief i get from the possibility of a five pebbles selfcest and i hope it stays that way

[mister-eames]

Whatever you do, don't think about Arthur wearing Eames' iconic salmon shirt the morning after their reunion as he gets up to make them both coffee, half unbuttoned, hair a mess.