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When the swamp about to be lit

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These are Fresh

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how did you get banned on soundcloud?

A month ago during the “soundcloud is going down” scare I wrote a script that basically downloaded my entire corner of SoundCloud at incredibly abusive speed and got bandwidth-banned for a month since CloudFlare detected it as a mass DDOS (which is fair I mean I was downloading like terabytes of data)

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honestly ill come back to tumblr for atla

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This moose using a sprinkler to cool off

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"what do you mean you wouldn't personify your state as a hot young MILF with sweet perky milkers?!"

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you ever get a bus driver who drives like they’re running from god

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Norwegian forest cat.

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MISSING: 20 year old Tymere Little from Detroit, Michigan! He is deaf and can only communicate through sign language.

source

(not included in the article is his height which is around 5’8)

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im gonna start collecting a list of the funniest phrases in the english language

so far ive got

get his ass

thats the bitch (when referring to an object/type of creature)

fat fuck friday

shouting “fuck yeah dude” and hyping something up when someone does something minor like opening a jar of jam

does man care

feel free to add your own