Pepperoni is a small dinosaur from the Cretaceous period in the idw comic run of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Pepperoni is the best character in the series and she must be loved and cherished forever. If anything happens to her I will commit various acts of terorism.
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i dont normally repost instagram shit but the wording of this comment is killing me. like the armored carapace of a beetle. phenomenal
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I should be finishing my casey cosplay but i saw some bigotry in the fandom and made this out of spite. Anyway HAPPY PRIIIIIIIDE
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Penguin escapes killer whales by jumping onto a boat.
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So we are all in agreement.
When Leo writes his Space Heroes fanfiction, Raph’s the anonymous online fanartist who reads most (if not all) of his stuff and posts sketches from his stories to tag Leo in.
Leo goes wild every time.
Raph openly mocks him for it.
#Raph would never in a million years openly admit to being the one to do it tho#he’d loose all his street cred and be embarrassed cause he’s spent so long hating on the show#Leo would absolutely yap at his brothers about his fanfics and tumblr account tho#I can imagine him sitting in Donnie’s lab while he’s working on a project not really paying attention but that’s okay cause Leo just wants#to talk about it and can’t really be picky#Raph at first is a true hater but the show slowly grows on him to the point that atmiting he likes it means he would never hear the end ofit
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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny
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Code CALYPSO - Ch. 2 Page 04
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the “i don’t speak french” crisis monologue from jon in mag 102 is so funny out of context but in context it’s absolutely crushing because it’s a marking of his gradual realization he’s slowly becoming less “Jonathan sims” and more “The archivist, avatar of the beholding” and i screamed when it first clicked
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nothing but respect for my trans cow best friends
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When your little brother let it slip that he was using your toothbrush
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*SLAPS* this bad boy can fit THREE (3) whole brothers in his arms
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SHOOTING CIVILLIANS POINT BLANK. SHE WAS TRYING TO GET HOME AND THEY SHOT HER FOR NO REASON. GET THIS FOOTAGE OUT!
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mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter
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When people get a little too gung-ho about-
wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?
ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.
That’s…wild. What was I talking about?
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