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every fujoshi needs to study the ancient texts and by that i mean lawrence of arabia
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Newly turned cardinal/ archbishop of Milan, who is very new to Vatican environment due to being rector in Gregorian uni meeting the infamous Löwenstein at the bar of Casa Santa Marta, what could go wrong
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Please consider: reverse manticores
ok but, this isnt a mermaid kinda deal, where you can just flip two bits and be done with it. a manticore has PARTS
theres a lot of other interpretations of em out there, but for simplicity lets say theres four defining Big Features to work with that i can swap around
first up, the back bit (scorpion tail) and front bit (human face) are switched, giving us a scorpion face. if we were being really accurate the scorpions entire head actually consists of a lot more legs, but were not, so it doesnt
then instead of a lion body, its a bat body, swapping with the wings and giving us, incredibly, another fucking pair of bat wings
this would be the bit where the human tail goes in but guess what
and then I GUESS instead of bat wings, the reverse scorpion would have LION WINGS !! but theres no such thing so we gotta go with the closest equivalent, which is just a big ol goddamn pair of lion arms
oh yeah. oh FUCK yeah. the a n t i c o r e
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wrote 3.9k words of bellinitez hurt/comfort. lowkey embarrassed my first fic in the fandom isn't lawrellini but what can you do
On his phone were the old articles Sabbadin had sent him, naming him a “favorite candidate” and “frontrunning papabile.” Aldo could not deny the mingled pleasure and anxiety the articles had brought him in the days before the conclave. Now he saw how ridiculous he had been, to enjoy the tawdry feeling of popularity, simply because he had never felt popular before in his life. There had been such confidence in him. He knew he was unworthy of it at the time. He had not known how much.
this one is for all bellini lovers and bellinitez fans.... i see u and i love u
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*multiplies you by 1*
Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred
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thinking about enby4enby lawrenitez...
Couldn't find fitting quotes for Lomeli but basically: Benitez's gender identity vs Lomeli's "I don't know what gender is and I feel like I don't belong in my body and social role"
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i keep forgetting to drink water ;.., i’ll look back in my gallery and drink more now .
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"Love"
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Desire (dtiys prize for AmorphousTyphon on bluesky)
[Don't use/repost please. Reblogs/shares are appreciated. <3]
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Noita Tip of the Day: propane tank propane tank propane tank propane tank propane tank propane tank propane tank propane tank propane tank propane tank propane tank
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Luis Xertu (Mexican, b. 1985, Mexico City, Mexico, based Rotterdam, Netherlands) - Two Men on a Branch, 2024, Paintings: Plants, Acrylics on Canvas
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All these big companies changing their logos a dozen of times for something that looks worse every time, while the real all-time GOAT found the winning formula on the first try and then even did a victory lap with it:
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— Вот возьми, твоя зарплата.
— Но это вейп со вкусом тутти-фрутти!
Референс

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@calugaritsa howling at your tags 😭 she needs it soooo bad
conclave book is so funny fr you never expect the protag of a book about the Pope election to be suicidal, bi, have ED, and implied to have dysphoria. what a fucking character. The movie protag was having it pretty bad already.
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My favorite lesser-known anecdotes from “Seven Pillars of Wisdom”
I recently started re-reading The Seven Pillars of Wisdom, the Oxford version this time, and I would like to share some stories in it that I don’t recall anyone mentioning on Tumblr before. More later, perhaps.
That time Lawrence was informed that a bunch of the Howeitat were deserting, so he barges into Auda’s tent to tell him, and it turns out he’s walked right in on Auda having sex with his new wife. She flees in embarrassment, Lawrence forgets what he was mad about, and is like, “Gross, dude, why are you even doing that?” and Auda knows he’s not going to convince Lawrence that sex is actually fun or anything, so he says what he thinks Lawrence might find more understandable: “Because I want more kids…?” But Lawrence is still like, “Who the hell wants kids? That’s weird too.” And Auda is just like, “I don’t know how to help you, buddy. Did you, uh, come in here for a reason?”
The two army engineers, one English and one Australian, who wanted to come along on their adventure for a while, and one day it was 120°F (48°C), and the engineers are trying to be stoic about the heat in front of the Arabs, so they say nothing, and they don’t understand any Arabic, so they have no idea that the Arabs are just cursing the heat and yelling at the sun all day long. Lawrence amuses himself by pretending to the engineers that he loves it. “Isn’t this wonderful? I just adore this weather!”
That time Lawrence was very ill, and he was alone in the camp because the Bedouin went to hunt and cook a gazelle. A camel came over and was being noisy and bothering Lawrence, and he threw a rock at it to try to get it to go away, and instead the camel pivoted and just fucking peed on his head.
Lawrence was stargazing with some Bedouin using his binoculars, and explaining how in the future, man would build even bigger telescopes than the ones they already had, so they could see even more of the stars. One of them, Mohammed, is clearly fascinated, and he’s asking all these questions, like, “What are stars made of? Are there aliens on other planets? Do the aliens know about Allah?” But Auda is there just rolling his eyes like “Dang bruh, who even gives a fuck.”
Lawrence stopping the narrative for five minutes so he can just straight-up say, “Look, being a shepherd will turn you into a weirdo loner, and you WILL fuck the goats. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.”
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