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there's like. at least 3 variation of this scenario depending on how bad lhf's manipulations really were and if he really loved Aldo
- Thomas Lawrence, 3 months after the Conclave, suddenly finds a letter from the Late Pope, and feels his heart sinking terribly because OF COURSE it means there's another Late Pope's plan to uncover some more Church secrets and shuffle high ranked clergy; but when Lawrence finally overcomes panic and opens the letter, it's just the Late Pope asking for forgiveness for the whole mess, please tell Vincent and Aldo I'm very sorry, I love you all but I had no choice, hug Vincent for me, I'm so sorry
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funnier iteration of this scenario: Vincent attacked Goffredo in the hospital, where half of curia was waiting for the news about Pope John in the ICU; Aldo dragged Vincent off Gofferedo and pushed him into the nearest bathroom to wash blood from his face; Vincent finally snapped, crying from the ✨realisation✨(Thomas might die and he can't do anything), and when Aldo clumsily tried to comfort him, he kissed Aldo because hey he wasn't thinking at all.
When they returned to the waiting room, Aldo had a bit of blood on his face. People thought he got punched in the face too.
au there Lawrence became the Pope and Vincent can't go back to Kabul bc it's too dangerous so Lawrence appoints him as the Dean so now the situation goes like this
- the Pope is depressed af
- Aldo is Secretary of the State again
- the new Dean loves the Pope but hates Curia
- the new Dean is kinda sorta technically part of the progressive lobbi but everyone know he's there only because of the Pope
- the Pope is seriously not okay.
- Aldo and Vincent are generally friendly with each other but again mostly bc they both care about Lawrence
- Lawrence had a heart attack after maybe 2 years of this bullshit
- Tedesco was in Vatican when it happened
- When Vincent got a call from Ray telling him Lawrence is in hospital, first thing Vincent did was finding Tedesco, punching him in the face and trying to strangle him
if Lawrence resign after that Aldo and Vincent are amongst major candidats but
- Aldo got noticibly radicalized (by wanting to protect\avenge Thomas and working with Vincent)
- Vincent literally tried to kill Tedesco right in front of everyone's salad?? like there's video of their fight???
- Vincent and Aldo both dont want to be the Pope but they realize there's non-zero chance one of them will be elected AND both actually already have a plans for church reforms just in case
- they make an agreement if one of them became the Pope the other will keep his post
- so when Aldo is elected, dean Benitez holds him when he's crashing out in the Room of Tears
- Aldo, despite their agreement, tells Vincent he can actually leave the Vatican if he wants, they can come up with some solution to let him leave and continue his service somewhere else
- Vincent says "I think I haven't finished my job here, your Holiness"
- and Aldo replies, "Call me that again when we're alone and I'll need to confess the sin of punching your smug face"
(they're like... extremely critical of each other. They're the secret 4th thing. They're allies and enemies and friends and rivals and they would kill for each other if they manage to not kill each other in the first place. Lawrence is taking antidepressants and thanking god every day he doesn't have to deal with this bullshit anymore)
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every fujoshi needs to study the ancient texts and by that i mean lawrence of arabia
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Newly turned cardinal/ archbishop of Milan, who is very new to Vatican environment due to being rector in Gregorian uni meeting the infamous Löwenstein at the bar of Casa Santa Marta, what could go wrong
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Please consider: reverse manticores
ok but, this isnt a mermaid kinda deal, where you can just flip two bits and be done with it. a manticore has PARTS
theres a lot of other interpretations of em out there, but for simplicity lets say theres four defining Big Features to work with that i can swap around
first up, the back bit (scorpion tail) and front bit (human face) are switched, giving us a scorpion face. if we were being really accurate the scorpions entire head actually consists of a lot more legs, but were not, so it doesnt
then instead of a lion body, its a bat body, swapping with the wings and giving us, incredibly, another fucking pair of bat wings
this would be the bit where the human tail goes in but guess what
and then I GUESS instead of bat wings, the reverse scorpion would have LION WINGS !! but theres no such thing so we gotta go with the closest equivalent, which is just a big ol goddamn pair of lion arms
oh yeah. oh FUCK yeah. the a n t i c o r e
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wrote 3.9k words of bellinitez hurt/comfort. lowkey embarrassed my first fic in the fandom isn't lawrellini but what can you do
On his phone were the old articles Sabbadin had sent him, naming him a “favorite candidate” and “frontrunning papabile.” Aldo could not deny the mingled pleasure and anxiety the articles had brought him in the days before the conclave. Now he saw how ridiculous he had been, to enjoy the tawdry feeling of popularity, simply because he had never felt popular before in his life. There had been such confidence in him. He knew he was unworthy of it at the time. He had not known how much.
this one is for all bellini lovers and bellinitez fans.... i see u and i love u
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*multiplies you by 1*
Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred
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thinking about enby4enby lawrenitez...
Couldn't find fitting quotes for Lomeli but basically: Benitez's gender identity vs Lomeli's "I don't know what gender is and I feel like I don't belong in my body and social role"
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i keep forgetting to drink water ;.., i’ll look back in my gallery and drink more now .
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"Love"
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Desire (dtiys prize for AmorphousTyphon on bluesky)
[Don't use/repost please. Reblogs/shares are appreciated. <3]
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Noita Tip of the Day: propane tank propane tank propane tank propane tank propane tank propane tank propane tank propane tank propane tank propane tank propane tank
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Luis Xertu (Mexican, b. 1985, Mexico City, Mexico, based Rotterdam, Netherlands) - Two Men on a Branch, 2024, Paintings: Plants, Acrylics on Canvas
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All these big companies changing their logos a dozen of times for something that looks worse every time, while the real all-time GOAT found the winning formula on the first try and then even did a victory lap with it:
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— Вот возьми, твоя зарплата.
— Но это вейп со вкусом тутти-фрутти!
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