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“He’s always revved up”. Corroded Coffin gig wooo!

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i got this photo with gus from breaking bad and the conversation went like this

me: “hey can you pretend this banana I found outside is a gun?” him: “it is a gun” me: “shit you’re a good actor”

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Art for the Eddie Munson BB @eddiemunsonbigbang

Who Wants to Live Forever

Pretty sure I spent a long time just mentally chanting Highlander AU! Highlander AU! while going through claims and beyond for this bang. This fic gave me things I didn’t know I needed (and a whole bunch I definitely did know and am very happy to chew on with great enthusiasm)

Massive thanks and appreciation to @steddiehands86 for being a wonderful bang partner, and for being extra understanding while I slogged through some brand new and badly timed health problems. You are fabulous 💕

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tukru's may fic recs!

it's that time again! usually i'll read maybe one fic that's over 60k because i usually have a short attention, but in may i read four! (and three of them were 100k+)

fic recs in order of reading as usual.

What is the Nature of Your Emergency? by @pearynice steddie | explicit | 8,871 words

✂️ ✂️ ✂️ ✂️ ✂️ SEVENTEEN (17) MORE RECOMMENDATIONS UNDER THE CUT ✂️ ✂️ ✂️ ✂️ ✂️

Hellfire Books series by @pantstomatch

A shot in the dark, I’ll carry you home steddie | mature | 21,740 words

I’m writing you a chorus steddie | teen & up | 5,354 words

Mistake by @skitchskatchbat steddie | mature | 11,800 words

High by @steddiehands86 steddie | explicit | 8,108 words

The Interview by alittleoff steddie | teen & up | 9,962 words

Build You A Castle, Call It Home by loudsnapdragon greatwise | mature | 167,529 words

Late night talking by daytimedreamer steddie | explicit | 111,018 words

whatever you are, I'm covered in it by @deathsheaddyke ronance | not rated (explicit) | 796 words

New season boring af by kingdomvel steddie | mature | 8,423 words

A Knight’s Tale by @novacorpsrecruit steddie | explicit | 3,464 words

Your Ghost Was Calling by FilthyMartini92 steddie | explicit | 3,112 words

i called her on the phone and she touched herself by @ao3usermelancholyhues ronance | explicit | 1,544 words

The Piggyback by @ghostdeb steddie | explicit | 5,389 words

House of Pain by @mrs-apocalypse steddie | mature | 137,794 words

Reveal the Yearning Desert by @dodger-chan steddie | teen | 61,022 words + the rest of the series, Thicker than Bottomland Mud

Family Video Employee Evaluation by @queenofshenanigans steith (steve x keith) | explicit | 3,532 words

[PODFIC] Things That Haven't Happened by t1red_gay steddie | mature | 42 min 13 sec

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cw: perceived cheating

Famous Eddie Munson who is in a public long term relationship with normal guy Steve Harrington.

Eddie Munson who’s known to be a “Wife Guy.” He’s obsessed with Steve Harrington and it’s enduring.

That is, until a photo of him and a random pregnant woman makes rounds on Reddit and it goes viral.

Everyone is so disappointed to learn that Eddie is nowhere close to the wife guy he pretended to be.

And they let him know.

There’s nasty tweets sent to him. There’s comments all over his personal Instagram account. There’s even comments on the corroded coffin band account.

“He doesn’t deserve you.” “You fumbled so hard!” “Wow. Just wow!” “Fucking loser!” “So disappointed!! Burning my merch!!” “How DARE you sing ‘My Knight’ on stage and then pull this shit!!”

The worst part? The girl could pass as Steve’s sister. She’s got the same golden brown hair, tall, freckles.

Everyone is quick to take Steve’s side, but it’s hard to see how he’s taking it. His social accounts have always been locked. He doesn’t answer message requests. But fans continue to show support, in hopes that he sees.

“Sue his ass, Steve!” “Date me instead!” “We love a Single King!”

It’s like this for days across social media platforms. Everybody hating on Eddie and showing support for Steve. But there’s radio silence from the both of them — even corroded coffin hasn’t mentioned a thing.

That is —

Until Eddie posts a photo of him and Steve in the hospital, holding a baby in their arms. Both of them look so happy and in love — nothing like what the fans had expected to see.

The caption reads:

“Thanks @ RobinBuckley🔒 for doing all the hard work for @ StevieHarrington1🔒 and me.”

(Steve’s username is StevieHarrington1 because he got locked out of StevieHarrington and didn’t remember his password so he just started over)

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me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

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Food history has been so sanitized by the demonization of carbs. “Our ancestors only had fruits and veggies they didn’t have all these refined carbs” our ancestors drank beer 25/8 because the water was bad. Our ancestors drizzled honey on shit ever since we knew it existed. We’ve been making bread for our entire recorded history. It’s true that bleached sugars specifically are a new thing but high glycemic carbs are not new at all, we’ve been consuming them for thousands of years

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‘do u have kinks’ yeah like five in my neck

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Finished commission of Mermaid AU Steddie

Gonna be opening my commissions back up soon too, in case anyone is interested 👀

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