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thinking of like modern famous eddie and nonfamous steve and like eddie’s fans freaking out whenever they get a glimpse of steve. like eddie on a tiktok live doing a q&a on their couch and steve steps into the kitchen in the background and suddenly the chat is all “EDDIE CAN YOU FIGHT?” and eddie is like sweetheart i need you to step out of frame two thousand people are wanting to fight me for your hand rn

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having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay

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hi send me prompts please, i'm open to pretty much anything regarding these two idiots id really appreciate it

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*dreamy sigh* dad figures..

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the boy™

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my favorite flavor of steddie is like, eddie who is on the cusp of unhealthily obsessed with steve like if you angle it a certain way it would be Toxic™ but it's like a true and sweet enough love that it just falls short like he's not controlling and manipulative and he can do his own thing without steve but his brain is just STEVE STEVE STEVE in the background the whole time. and then you have steve who is looking at eddie like he's the coolest thing in the world, and LOVES eddie, but like in such a lovely mundane way like he daydreams about holding eddie's hand and cooking him breakfast and picking out curtains and planning a fall wedding for them kind of love.

just steve who deserves to be someone's first choice no matter what and eddie who deserves someone who looks at him like he's a regular person who deserves a normal life and chooses every single day to love eddie no matter what

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It's okay if it takes a little longer than you thought.

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what if you adopted a huge mutt from the pound and later you found out it was a werewolf who was staying in canid form for tax evasion purposes. and what’s more fucked up is that you already love your dog and you’ve had them for a while when you find out he’s been just some guy. what then

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getting treated right is scary because like, are you fr?!??!?!??!?????!?!!

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you fucking suck if you make other people feel badly about their bodies

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descending into madness. y’all want anything?

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yeah sex is cool but have you ever gone through the whole day without getting a tummy ache

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Nikos Engonopoulos, from Bolívar, a Greek Poem

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Someone being patient with you is one of the softest forms of love

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Steve: I love murder mysteries

Eddie, trying to impress Steve: I've been a suspect in four murder cases