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Get his ass, ma'am. Thoroughly. I'd tell you to fuck his ears up but he doesn't have hearing aids.

Hewwo world? Everypony bazinga, I'm disabled and I'm kicking your security system's ass!

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be careful about the mom. or dad, whichever is applicable. They can get LARGE.

realizing I might've walked slightly too far south from the camp before turning toward the diamond settlement. there's a lot of ruins in this area. kind of weird to see, but it's cool, too.

also kind of wild how the environment is totally different on one side of the river vs the other.

in other news I still think pokemon are fucking weird. I caught a couple of sentient rocks yesterday (geodude, I think, which is a funny name) and I can also see one just over there that looks like a walking teddy bear.

[A picture is attached of a Teddiursa in the distance.]

seeing as I'm still a survey corps member at the moment I think I'm gonna try to capture that one.

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This blog is now the property of Team Rocket.

It is safe to assume that the previous owner, as well as their pokemon, have met the same fate. Do not try to resist. Compliance is the only way through.

Pelipper mail, as well as magic anons, have been shut off. All forms of communication from Pasio have been taken over, and will be used solely for the glory of Team Rocket.

Oh, and Blaise? I know you're watching. I expect you know what will happen if you don't fulfill your end of the bargain.

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i had people try that for me. Or use terastalization to make me unable to hear them. One time in a league sanctioned battle too. It's the rudest tactic ever. Like spamming strobing moves when you know your opponent has epilepsy.

absolutely mental just had a lad i was fighting tell his pachirisu to drain the battery out my hearing aids a canny even be mad cunts a fuckin smart one

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It's urgent you have to give eggbert a little kiss for me please please please he is darling

Ah, this came in when we were sleeping... Yes, he shall be kissed.

We're so lucky Fidough don't carry salmonella, Ferro.

We are. But it makes them all the more kissable.

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it was! They like your clothes.

[Video ID: The Hunter in the hardware store, in full hunter garb as always. A teenager walks by, "Yo! Your fit goes hard dude!" The Hunter looks up, confused. It signs "thank you" in Paldean sign, one of the few signs it knows.]

I am not sure if that was a compliment?

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Pelipper Mail: Ferro, returned from @yharnamcrow

aaah, home at last. Hello purrlet. Yeah, I missed you too,,,

Penny's idea worked then, huh?

Momo!

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I think I will strike paldea from traveling plans entirely for now. This region is too warm for me.

You're lying on the floor and your aurorus is trying its best.

She is. It is also not quite enough.

Do you, like. Want me to order a pelipper for you? And Ferro? I kind of forgot we can unmail him here.

Please.

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Veevees...

Upon first seeing this, I thought,

Trans mascs meeting trans fems (& via versa)

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go to glaseado or montenevera, it's snowy

That is almost halfway across the region.

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I know that I will likely not travel to Paldea any time soon. The children are nice, but I do not cope well with the heat. Not even Borealis can cool me down well. Help me.

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Good evening, Eileen. Ferro has requested that I pass along the news that the Absol kittens are beginning to open their eyes.

[A picture of the kittens. They are indeed starting to open their eyes, and the barely there squinting makes them look like they have just crawled out from beneath a weighted blanket and don't know who or where they are.]

(@lumenflowered)

Oh my... those eyes will be very striking once fully opened. I wonder if they hold true to the kittens of our world, and their eyes will be blue before eventually changing colors.

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I have to thank that young man who made dinner again. It was very good, and I should get some of Gascoigne's recipes for him.

In other news, Paldea is too warm, and the sandwiches can be an atrocity.

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Do go ahead. I may not be on my ususal blog, but I will endeavor to answer.

chat. I have a slightly embarassing question and I would like some honest answers because I am too autistic for this shit

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I am sorry to say that I lost the fight against the laughter, but if it helps, the Hunter looks very distinguished now.

[Video ID: Djura is sitting with a now fluffy Beast Hunter, trying not to laugh, “Look at you! You’re a pretty beast, aren’t ya?”

The Hunter gives him the most annoyed deadpan expression it’s face can muster and baps his face repeatedly.]

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Oh, I shouldn't laugh, but that is a very difficult thing indeed.

Managed to find someone that would take it in for a bath. Thank you Greer!

[Image ID: The beast hunter actually is soggy now, in the bath people use for dogs at grooming salons. It looks miserable, it’s massive paws on the edge of the wall.]

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oh! My bad, didn’t mean to poke at that. If it helps? Estrogen will absolutely turn you into somebody’s mom. You will look like a cool mom with curves and cellulite and you’ll start picking up habits like memorizing the veggie sales at the grocery store. That said, it is pretty normal for kids to get crushes on older people. The financial and emotional stability is frankly pretty hot.

You know, that does sound nice. I didn't pass that well before, so I am... just looking, y'know? If I end up an old lady who has her seventeen veevees and takes them to the market on a leash while getting groceries, that'd be nice... Arven makes nice soup. I should poke him to make potato soup again.

Also, yeah, financial stability would be nice. So would be finally getting paid for the IT work I do for Geeta. She's still booking this as social hours as recompense for the hacking. It's been over a year!