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I’m playing The Witcher 3 for the second time, this time doing all the side quests, without a hurry.

– just Joey Batey being a nerd [x]

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Geralt: Ciri, what do we always say?

Ciri: be gay, do crime

Geralt: no

Jaskier: yes

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The Witcher: A Summary 

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Mischief managed.

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Jaskier checking up on Geralt.

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Congratulations to Cillian Murphy for receiving the Best Drama Performance award at the NTAs! 

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How is this both insanely adorable and so sexy at the same time??

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geralt of rivia appreciation 3/?

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Geralt: *masterfully fighting someone in tight trousers, loose shirt and with that little smirk he does*

Jaskier:

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insp.

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Jaskier: [idly singing 'Her Sweet Kiss']

Geralt:

Geralt:

Geralt:

Geralt: Wait

Geralt: Wait are you in love with me

Jaskier: have been for the last two decades but thanks for noticing

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yennefer: Why are you on the floor?

geralt: I'm depressed.

yennefer:

geralt: Also, I was stabbed, can you get Jaskier?

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Death: It is time, Julian Alfred Pankratz

jaskier: Hold on, let me ask Geralt first

death: wait what?

jaskier: he said no.

geralt, duel wielding swords, looking death straight in the eye: hmmm

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Geralt’s mind at any given moment

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Life is too short. Do what pleases you while you can.

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monster: get ready to die, little bard

jaskier: hold on, let me ask geralt

monster: it’s not a choi-

jaskier: he said no.