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concept: one of those playmats for children with all the roads on it but it's designed after the minotaur's labyrinth and your baby can't leave until they find the correct path out

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collection of tmagp 11 audio glitches (it glitches when people lie!):

and the one I'm very confused about:

what is this. why does this count as a lie? is it meant for "That's right"? how is that a lie? what does it mean??

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"you named your daughter....after your daughter" is still such an insanely funny line it truly haunts me

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aita for stealing my ex boyfriends hand after it was cut off and keeping it in a jar at my workplace so that i can know when he's in the area

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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

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forever obsessed with the way Rose keeps haunting the narrative after Journey's End

(and in some ways always will)

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jonathan sims top character of all time. his best friend is his ex-girlfriend’s cat. he doesn’t drink coffee. he lies about his age but everyone believes him because he acts like a 60 year old man. the second he’s faced with death he asks his coworker if he’s a ghost. he later falls in love with that coworker. instead of having a beautiful narrative arc about the importance of friendship and surrounding yourself with anchors he had a meat freak rip out his rib. he’s canonically asexual.

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I've been seeing all the new stuff for hades 2 and it's been gorgeous, but PLEASE HERA. PLEASE LET HERA BE IN HADES 2 IM BEGGING. GIVE US THE QUEEN. ZEUS FUVK OFF

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okay so since it's confirmed that Hestia's portrait is temporary let it be known that i am manifesting plus sized Hestia so much.

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desperately trying to manifest hera showing up in hades 2 by taping a picture of zeus' face to a dartboard and having a go at it

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Me after realizing that Persephone wasn't able to watch neither of her children grow up:

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I'm cackling over how Odysseus Hades 2 says "We rarely get where we must go the fastest way we can." Like, yeah, that's very true and wise of you to say, but also are you sure you're not an extreme outlier here, Mr. Namesake of Circuitous Journeys?

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best 10th doctor description ever