Pretend this is my morning talk show, and I'm smiling while holding a mug with nothing in it. RVA. Proud product of the early-80's.
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Christmastimes are here... (Taken with instagram)
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I've got my drink-a-doodle-doo! (Taken with instagram)
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As much as I wanna take a tumble in the leaves--I won't. (Taken with instagram)
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THIS DAY
Shattered my iPhone and blew out a tire on the interstate, then spent 35 excruciating minutes changing it in the dark.
FUN. YOU GUYS. FUN.
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When people say "fall fun" it ruins how pleasurable alliteration can be.
Also why the need to flip out over "pumpkin spice" _______? Really?
My favorite season is Air Conditioned.
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Spent alot of time being lost, getting sunburnt and sweating in this corn maze.
Did you know in a corn maze it's ten degrees warmer? Yeah, me neither.
*I did not photograph the "tater ribbon" I consumed, because I'm ashamed.
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mymilkshakebringspeopletotumblr:
I don’t like it.
Apparently Rachel just dumped ketchup and mustard on herself. At least she has some pouches to keep her busy.
I see you have a new costume, Rachel
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Does anyone else find this "Find My Friends" app severely stalkerish?
And all-around creepy?
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It's true what they say.
Alcohol really does lower inhibitions. To everyone I tipsy-texted last night, I formally apologize. It's not every day you have a small amount of beer which sends you into a giggly, air-guitar playing frenzy. I may have danced to Shakira's "Hips Don't Lie." Oops.
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Sticky Rice with @thetinatang! (Taken with instagram)
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Brewdo funtimes! With fancy glasses! (Taken with instagram)
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Countdown
So in roughly 24 hours, I will be at an all-day beer festival in Blacksburg. I have been looking forward to this for weeks......well at least since the last beer festival, which was 1.5 months ago.
Too much? I don't think so.
The next step is drinking an entire bottle of wine solo in a dark corner or under a bed.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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tvhangover:
Felicity is streaming on Netflix Instant (as of 9/1 apparently)
“This show is: Heartfelt”
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