alex, he/they. 24 (🔞/mdni/etc). relentless optimist (nihilism subtype). into phil ochs and isaac asimov a Normal Amount.
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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon
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Happy Fuck Fidelity Friday to all who celebrate
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making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat
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I actually did properly bring the direwolf back but I haven't said anything about it or presented evidence because i'm shy
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I love twitter
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with love. you have to fact check shit. yes you. you still have to fact check shit. a lot of people are great at fact checking stuff they don’t want to be true, but somehow are still absolute ass at fact checking stuff that’s rhetorically convenient to them. even people my age, who I KNOW grew up doing internet/bibliography literacy workshops, and being warned not to believe anything that isn’t reliably sourced, people who DO harp on fact checking conservative output or whatever, are still kneejerk sharing unsourced shit that is partially or wholly untrue or misleading, because it suits whatever narrative they’re pursuing in that moment, without even a “take this with a grain of salt”. fact check!!!!!! look at the sources!!!!! yes it’s a drag!!! do it!!!!!
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Just thought you should know that hasbro has announced an official long furby
No this is not a joke

Kids these days. Back in my day we had to put the long in the furbies ourselves. We had to skin the furbies for tumblr. There was no other choice.
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“It's just a small handful of ibuprofen, and it will help the words fade away."
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i understand Walter White because if I saw him fall out a window half naked i would also abuse him and make him my surrogate son and tear him down to keep him completely submitted to me and fuck him in the desert and kill his girlfriend and shout at him and make him cry and completely isolate him from everyone but me. what
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decentralize and clean up your life!!!
use overdrive, libby, hoopla, cloudlibrary, and kanopy instead of amazon and audible.
use firefox instead of chrome or opera (both are made with chromium, which blocks functionality for ad-blockers. firefox isn't based on chromium).
use mega or proton drive instead of google drive.
get rid of bloatware
use libreoffice instead of microsoft office suite
use vetted sites on r/FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH for free movies, books, games, etc.
use trakt or letterboxd instead of imdb.
use storygraph instead of goodreads.
use darkpatterns to find mobile game with no ads or microtransactions
use ground news to read unbiased news and find blind spots in news stories.
use mediahuman or cobalt to download music, or support your favorite artists directly through bandcamp
make youtube bearable by using mtube, newpipe, or the unhook extension on chrome, firefox, or microsoft edge
use search for a cause or ecosia to support the environment instead of google
use thriftbooks to buy new or used books (they also have manga, textbooks, home goods, CDs, DVDs, and blurays)
use flashpoint to play archived online flash games
find books, movies, games, etc. on the internet archive! for starters, here's a bunch of David Attenborough documentaries and all of the Animorphs books
burn your music onto cds
use pdf24 (available online or as a desktop app) instead of adobe
use unroll.me to clean your email inboxes
use thunderbird, mailfence, countermail, edison mail, tuta, or proton mail instead of gmail
remove bloatware on windows PC, macOS, and iOS X
remove bloatware on samsung X
use pixelfed instead of instagram or meta
use NCH suite for free software like a file converter, image editor, video editors, pdf editor, etc.
feel free to add more alternatives, resources or advice in the reblogs or replies, and i'll add them to the main post <3
last updated: march 18th 2025
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check out the vibes :]
i got a motorola razr+ 2024 and its sooooo good i love it. im also customizing the fuck out of it bc im new to the android ecosystem lmao
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i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste
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I do think when you're making a video like "here's how xyz author wrote so much! try their writing routine!" you should be legally required to mention if the author in question regularly did unfathomable amounts of cocaine
#lmao i love how obviously this post was about stephen king#that one maximum overdrive trailer...........#drugs tag
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