Sometimes selfshipping is about not calling your F/O by their name and referring to them as "you know who" or "that guy" or just "them" and giggling like a highschool girl when you picture them doing anything and kicking your feet as you think about holding their hand and that's okay.
help i just love the way he looks not just thinking hes cute/hot hes just so nice looking in general, his design goes nicely on the eyes and it fits him well, im in love with all the colors they go so well together hes just so gorgeous i cant stop looking at my pretty husband even though one of his ears is bigger than the other i find it cute hes self conscious about it but i love it i give him kisses on his bigger ear all the time hes just absolutely perfect in my eyes i love him so much
at work rn at self checkout and im thinking about laying on top of him kissing his neck and making him all flustered while we both giggle and i lightly tease him and did i mention im physically 36 year old mike stotch in this fantasy UGH fictosexuals want only one thing and its fucking disgusting /ref
age: i am 19 years old and my birthday is september 1st 2004!
gender: i am a cisgender male and my pronouns are he/him (pronouns page)
sexuality: my identities are fictosexual, aroace, and gay
country: i am from the usa but ethnically i am macedonian-english
languages: i can speak english fluently and i can read and write russian
status: very much taken by my partner stephen stotch
interests: birds (since i was 5), russian language (since i was 15), south park, stranger things, ROBLOX TREASURE QUEST (pls be my friend if you like this game oml you’ve probably seen me my display name is stephenslvr and im level 1.1k+), pony town, being outside, drawing/coloring, cats, etc
fyi: i have autism (diagnosed age 10), adhd (diagnosed age 7), anxiety (diagnosed age 13), depression (diagnosed age 14), and am suspecting bpd but i refuse to self diagnose and am going to talk to my psychiatrist about it soon. i am also a full time serious selfshipper and am committed to my partner, stephen stotch from south park. also i am mike wheeler irl and have been since june 2022 and i heavily kin stan marsh since may 2023
dni: if you selfship with stephen stotch (dont even LOOK at me i fucking hate you), under 16, radfem/radqueer/radinclus/radexclus/pretty much rad anything, anti selfship, pr0ship, basic dni, if you headcanon stephen to be a p3d0/gr00m3r (ky$ /srs)
about my sona/self insert
name: majkl “mike” krstov/stotch
age: 36
gender: cisgender male, he/him
sexuality: gay
ethnicity: macedonian american
languages: eng/mkd
status: married to stephen stotch
interests: birds (works as an ornithologist), painting, playing video games, building with legos
about: mike is a character i created for the sole purpose of shipping myself with stephen. his appearance is based on both mike wheeler and stan marsh, but he is not related to or associated with them in any way