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We shot-for-shot remade the “Friends” opening with PUPPIES, because OF COURSE WE DID. More info on the pups here! 

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Tanisha Always On Beat LOL

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If you reblog this before June 1 2015, I will write your URL down and stick it in a jar or whatever. Over the summer I will take the jar of URL’s and I will scatter them around. They may get taped to public loos, they may be thrown into crowds at festivals, or they may get put under napkins at restaurants.

Some one may find your URL, and who knows, they could message you telling you where they found it. 

You have until June 1 to reblog

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Can Suburban Mom insults become a thing?

“It’s a ‘bake sale’, Judy, not a ‘baked-goods-you-bought-at-the-store sale.’”

“Oh, Diane! What an… interesting track suit! Such an… exciting color!”

“Karen, if I put you down for snacks at the PTA meeting next Tuesday, will you remember to bring them this time?”

“Oh, Carol, I heard Jackson made the honor roll! You know, Kevin’s been on it three years in a row, now? But this will only be your first bumper sticker, right?”

“See you on the soccer field sidelines, Helen.”

“Oh, Jan, you want to run the carpool? But don’t you have a station wagon? Maybe I should do it, I have a minivan.”

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Contrary to popular belief, chickens are among the most athletic animals. This chicken is an avid soccer enthusiast and is preparing for the 2016 Birld Cup (Bird World Cup).

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Reblog if u cannot wait to start middle school and get away from all the drama lies and tears from elementary school <|3

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If you care to get involved, Shirin provided this link to donate to the National Network to End Domestic Violence. There are many other organizations that do the same great work. If you cannot donate monetarily please donate by spreading the word.

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me, ordering a drink at starbucks: i'll have a large caramel macchiato

barista: you mean a venti?

me, understanding that the barista does not make up the names for the sizes and it is in fact part of her job to clarify what i am ordering to avoid mistakes in my order: yeah, a venti. thanks.

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Obama is so yesterday:)

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*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

“sir we don’t serve that”

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

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middle aged mom on facebook

of course size matters!!!! no one wants a small……. glass of wine!!!!! LOL

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I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!