Stiles: I need motivation not to kill Peter today.
Derek: I can't kiss you if you're in prison.
Stiles: Okay. Phew. That should tide me over for the next half hour or so.
Derek: See you in 30 minutes.
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Stiles: At what age do you just accept that your life is a piece of rotten garbage and always will be?
Derek: 22.
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Stiles: my husband and i have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other
Derek: we’ve been awake since friday
Stiles: well that wouldn’t have been the case if someone would just admit that they were wrong–
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Stiles: Do you know what we should do?
Derek: Elope?
Stiles: What?
Derek: Nothing.
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Derek: I love you.
Stiles: you literally just told me I was the bane of your existence yesterday.
Derek: that’s an unrelated fact.
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Peter: Not that I'm complaining about spending time together, but don't you and Stiles usually hang out Fridays?
Derek: Stiles is busy hanging out with attractive FBI agents
Peter: Oh that's why when I came in you were sitting in the dark, eating ice cream and blasting break up songs
Derek:... No, that's unrelated
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Malia: What's Stiles doing in London?
Lydia: One would hope, Derek
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Derek: We wouldn't last two minutes without Stiles.
Scott:
Derek: Don't tell him I said that.
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