sternenhimmel-mond
Guess I'm a coward scared to face the man I am.
Welcome to the blog of the Mushroom King, while my title says mushroom, I rule all fungi (hopefully) well. Ace, Aro agender. Here for the shitposts and fan content.
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touched some wet beasts today!
#get a load of the shramp!#for cool#for cool shit#for t00thpasteface#i like the squid too#reminds me of the “let me make myself clear”/“i believe ive made myself clear” meme from the video of a guy picking one up#out of a tank and it made itself clear
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#for its gonna be may#for memes#for reaction images#for pictures ive saved#not but really. im having a time crisis and i feel this even without the its gonna be may memes
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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
#best art#always#legendary post#legendary posts#for legendary posts#to show rj#i used to wonder if the calculator numbers meant anything but now im pretty sure its just a stock image and the numbers mean nothing
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#me today at work#trying to teach someone to make tab ref sheets#and as practice im going to make him do one of the sheets i need to make#best videos#for cats
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"I don't personally understand that, but oh well" is a great alternative to deciding that something either can't exist or is a threat to you.
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
#teeth arent bones though#and human saliva is actually quite corrosive. like it helps break down flesh tissues and some rocks.
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My favorite thing about the Rwby Beyond episode "Boba" has got to be the touching on small things. Like yeah they had the big conversation and I love it. But also Vacou citizens recognizing Ruby and Ruby...being awkward with it. Willing to take pictures with them but the little "Am I taking the picture?" moment was adorable. And how drained she was after because Ruby still isn't good with big crowds and being admired being new to her. How excited she was about the boba and "I can't believe you downplayed this" to Yang. Yangs awkwardness because she knows the conversation they're going to have and isn't sure how to broach it. And yes. Touching back on "normal girl with normal knees" I am still flying high and no one can bring me down.
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patron request for an argonian bankteller who actually abides by the argonian philosophies on impermanence. based and histpilled
#for funnies#for elder scrolls#best art#for t00thpasteface#they really said “thats not my problem goodbye”
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#she does have a rap song though#it features t pain#is there a joke here im missing? because thug story does exist and i havent seen a swiftie mention it at all
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I wonder how many people who are accused of “weaponized incompetence” are actually just undiagnosed disabled people
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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”
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video game secret: there's clever wordplay hidden in the title of the game "nintendogs". the word "dogs" is cleverly added on to the name "nintendo" to form the word "nintendogs". this is actually a reference to the concept of "puppies"
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My new YouTube video: A DM’s Guide to Ranged Combat is now live! Please go give it a watch!
If you’re a DM looking for a way to challenge your overspecced crossbow player, or just generally make mixed-range combat more interesting and enjoyable, it’s full of helpful tips and visualisations. Plus, supporting these long videos really helps keep my channel alive and funds more future content!
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#that bard is going to kill him with the best bard spell: lute to the face#best videos#for the pole dancing archer#im on my way to watching the full youtube video. got like four minutea left in the one im currently watching and youre next in my subs list
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#for funnies#for tumblr#why did you bend his hips in the wrong place#also. this kind of reminds me of a model we have at work of a man we call man standing#its a model of man. who is standing. hes mostly leg his torso is pretty short#his face is scary. sometimes he has a bill of a ball cap sticking out of his forehead aometimes he doesnt#but his hands and shoulders are definitely where shit is the weirdest#his shoulders are hunched so far. his arms are bent at a 90° at the elbow but his wrists#my god his wrists#theyre bent so the hand has fingers up palms in but his wrists look fucking broken#and hes just smiling away. standing at one of our pack tables or other conveyors that would have people working on it
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