steve-the-guy

[steve-the-guy]

A commission by @@lordtraco. An OC by the name of Steve.

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A figure stands amidst the rain, letting pictures tumble down into the sooty wreckage that once held zeta-436’s post office. They perhaps cried for the life they were leaving behind, the life they erased with just a packet of cesium.

“Good night, old man. I think you’d be proud I returned with a bang…” The quiet words cut through the tempest’s gale. A hair tie joined the happy pictures in the ashen puddles as the figure left through a green portal.

“You’ll be happy to know... I’m Sigi-Again...”

(I love these so much, my cousin is awesome! He’s working on a new blog to which I will link to once it’s done. Anyways, if you’re up for some new adventures with a very different Steve, feel free to visit!)

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Just a heads up

(I'm returning to RP Steve when my cousin finishes these pictures. A lot will change, including a move to a new blog. Bombs will be dropped, backstory will be revealed, and a playlist will be shared. I want to thank every single one of you for caring about my little character, and for respecting my need for a hiatus. Feel free to PM me anytime, the next post here will be the commission when complete and the plot onward. See you then!)

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(will you return to this blog eventually or not. i hope your new job goes well. good luck!)

(The first day went awesome! Thank you for all the well wishes! I likely will not be back except to post my commissioned art of Steve, because my cousin's art is too cute not to be seen!I wish the best for every single one of you, I'm sorry for how things ended up.)

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Hiatus

(With my new job starting today, I will no longer have the time or energy to devote to Steve. For canon, please presume Steve has been transferred to another branch unexpectedly or been fired. If Mort-c406 would like to fill his position, they have my full support but will need Tempus-Fractura’s permission.)

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"Ahh, Steve, Ma'am." Steve piped up. "A pleasure to meet you."

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“I assure you it is only to ensure your alternate versions don’t accidentally get your mail.” Steve pressed a button on his pager, nodding at the info that popped up.

“Alright, 566v is your P.O. box. It will open to your bio code so long as your heart still beats. If zombification occurs or you’d like a key, you can get one from the front desk.” he rattles on, giving her a bright smile.

Diane found herself chuckling. She knew he was just doing his job, but she found it entertaining nevertheless. “Bio code works for me. I tend to lose things quite often.”

She waited as he got everything ready. “You know? I don’t think I ever got your name.”

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"I assure you it is only to ensure your alternate versions don't accidentally get your mail." Steve pressed a button on his pager, nodding at the info that popped up.

"Alright, 566v is your P.O. box. It will open to your bio code so long as your heart still beats. If zombification occurs or you'd like a key, you can get one from the front desk." he rattles on, giving her a bright smile.

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“Of course.” Diane nodded with assurance as he pull out the form. “If it’s required, I’ll be more than happy to do it.” She had nothing to hide.

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"I'm very sorry, sir, but I am not allowed any unauthorized portalling of customers." He said, wincing at the memory of his boss reaming him out for that whole rescue fiasco.

*the demon looks curious* where do I go to know about the many Rick's and Mortys I've seen? I am strangely becoming... Attached to them. *the 7'5 foot demon has a gentle look in his blood red piercing eyes, curious about them and wanting to know about them all*

“Library in zeta-tau-pi-786 has info on most things, I think.” He gives a polite smile to the tall one.

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"Excuse me, dear? Is there an application form I have to fill out to get a PO box?"

"Yes, Ma'am! We've streamlined the paperwork and only need a handful of signatures and a scan of you to determine your bio code and dimension of origin, if you'll consent to it?" Steve says with practiced ease, pulling out a form to sign and his pager.

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FUCK U RITA U PIECE OF SHIT!!!

"She's gone, and if you choose to fight her, please go directly to a hospital afterwards, I am not a good medic."

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(Askmortica) "Things seem kinda hectic today. Well at least it's never dull"

"Certainly makes the day go by faster!"

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"Steve, have you been getting enough sleep? You could go for a twenty minute nap if you need. I'm sure your friend and I can watch the place."

"No I'm perfectly fine. Just had my break a little while ago."

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*the demon looks curious* where do I go to know about the many Rick's and Mortys I've seen? I am strangely becoming... Attached to them. *the 7'5 foot demon has a gentle look in his blood red piercing eyes, curious about them and wanting to know about them all*

"Library in zeta-tau-pi-786 has info on most things, I think." He gives a polite smile to the tall one.

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Steve the guy is Mr Moseby confirmed

"Who?"

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Morty R-732: Can we admire Mordecais new look in the lobby? *staring* He's like a handsome Morty and Rick fusion....

Steve grins, turning to hide his face. “Yes, yes you may.”

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n o RU N NING IN M Y L OB BY

"New rule. No yelling in the lobby either." He says, pinching the bridge of his nose and doing his best tired impression of Mordecai. Maybe that'll work.

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Mort sighs as he enters the post office tonight, still in the purple polo and khaki pants he wears for work. He catches Steve's eye over the two Rick's arguing in the lobby, along with the ever present and strange Mordecai. "Isn't this against the rules or something?" He asks, settling next to the counter. "Do you need help with anything?"

Steve sighs, "yeah, just lemme know if they start getting violent and stay away from 'em, please." His exhaustion is plain to see, but he gives Mort a smile.