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Sebastian Stan, continuing to break Bucky-fan hearts part 903475896234876

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“How’s Rhodes?”

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Captain America Civil War Review Containing Spoilers and Emotions

Score: 8.5/10

Handsome strong big fight. Big boys punch hard, feel hard, get hard. Hold me in your strong arms handsome America man. Hold me to your enormous pecs I want to listen to them whisper to me. I love you.

So many men. I wish I could smell them. Here is what I think they smell like

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marvel: *has dottie kiss peggy but it’s a kiss of death no homo*

marvel: *has steve say incredibly intense things about bucky but whoops wait no homo no homo no homo*

marvel: we’ll give you an lgb character in one (1) decade

me: go to one (1) hell

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I'm adding to the ca:cw fics I expect to see

A 5+1 ‘backseat shenanigans’ fics that ends in a sex scene.

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Explain me the science behind Bucky feeling plums with his METAL ARM ?!??

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Everytime I see a forced heterosexual love interest I lose a year off my life

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There’s a line in Civil War when Tony Stark says to Cap, “Sometimes I want to punch you in your perfect teeth.” “My dad loves that line,” says Evans, grinning.

Chris Evans about his dentist Dad - Rolling Stone (x)

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Sam is really inspired by Sharon’s speech 

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marvel: quick have Steve Rogers kiss a girl (who is his recently dead love’s niece, is her body even cold yet?)!! have him kiss a chick randomly out of the blue who’s had .5 seconds of screen time in two movies, it’s fine, it’s a chick!!! we gotta show everyone who thought the last movie was homogay that Steve Rogers likes chicks!!!! SEE, HE KISSED ONE, he’s a Straight Heterosexual

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marvel: quick have Steve Rogers kiss a girl (who is his recently dead love’s niece, is her body even cold yet?)!! have him kiss a chick randomly out of the blue who’s had .5 seconds of screen time in two movies, it’s fine, it’s a chick!!! we gotta show everyone who thought the last movie was homogay that Steve Rogers likes chicks!!!! SEE, HE KISSED ONE, he’s a Straight Heterosexual

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marvel: quick have Steve Rogers kiss a girl (who is his recently dead love’s niece, is her body even cold yet?)!! have him kiss a chick randomly out of the blue who’s had .5 seconds of screen time in two movies, it’s fine, it’s a chick!!! we gotta show everyone who thought the last movie was homogay that Steve Rogers likes chicks!!!! SEE, HE KISSED ONE, he’s a Straight Heterosexual

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a slash shipper: hi i want some lgbt representation

het shipper: 

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I’m what universe have steve and sh*ron been “dating for a while”

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the hets making otp photo sets of all the times bucky has tried to kill natasha

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honestly being real for a second it hurts that for the hets this is just a ~shipping war~ that they get to make jokes and be smug on the internet about but like the fact that marvel would rather shoehorn in a weird random heterosexual relationship between steve and peggy’s niece rather than even leave room for interpretation between him and bucky or sam or hell even tony genuinely upsets me lmao