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Ah, the prototype for one direction

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I saw Joseph at the London Palladium in about 1992

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He is definitely the type to drape himself over you at every opportunity - arm round your shoulders walking back from the pub, hug from behind and resting his chin on the top of your head when waiting for a bus, head on your shoulder while snuggled up watching tv

why do i see steve as the type to just collapse into your arms when he finally sees you after a long day or a long while?

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Please, I want them

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Hope Tommy and Brittany get back together before he puts his dick on Instagram again

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Take me down to paradise city where the grass is green and the men are all sexy rockstars from the 80s

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EVERY BOY NEEDS TO BE CALLED PRETTY BOY

ITS FOR THEIR ENRICHMENT

OKAY

CALL YOUR LOCAL BOY PRETTY BOY TODAY !!!

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Fail. But also, why?

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Aw, your hubby's birthday

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me to steve: “oh my gosh there’s like literally so many things you’re good at— playing all those guitars, remembering what to play and how to play it every show, singing, writing, drawing—“

steve: “well, let’s discuss the contrary here. there’s a lot of things you’re good at that i’m not.”

me, almost scoffing: “like what?”

steve: “well, i’m more comfortable playing an instrument than playing a crowd.”

me: “what do you mean?”

steve, a touch nervously: “well, i’m not exactly people oriented. the rest of them can tell you, i’m, ah, a bit, uh…”

me: “shy?”

steve: “yeah. thanks for finishing my thought.”

me: “and you’re ashamed to admit it?”

steve: “doesn’t exactly fit the rockstar persona now does it?”

me, shrugging while speaking casually and nonchalantly about it: “hey, everyone has to go through something in their lives, some type of struggle, sometimes multiple struggles. nobody is perfect. nobody’s mind is perfect, nobody’s body is perfect, nobody’s way of speaking or acting is perfect. y’know, everybody is different, everybody is unique. i find that to be a beautiful thing. variety. and adapting to that variety i suppose could be considered versatility. but, *chuckling nervously* let’s not get too philosophical here.”

steve, fondly and admirably gazing into my face: “no, no, i like it, i like the way you think. it’s like you said, you can find something extraordinary in someone’s mind just based upon their ideology and how they choose to talk to you. you get a picture of who they’re like and who they choose to be. their sense of their own identity, and what it means to them.”

me: “gorgeous innit.”

steve: “very much so.” *looking lost in thought for a moment* “except… i remember you did say one thing that i’d have to disagree on.”

me, rolling my eyes playfully: “oh yeah? what’s that?”

steve: “i know of one perfect body. i ah, i sleep next to it every night.”

me: *side-eyeing him knowingly* “your wife?”

steve: “‘f you can call ‘im that, then yeah, yes.”

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i'm just trying to imagine how each of the lepps would be as boyfriends.

Joe - is A LOT. Total ADHD bunny with only two speeds - 100mph or asleep. Attentive when you're the object of his focus but easily distracted, especially by anything music-related. Is well known to be a boob guy, so that would be one way to capture his attention! Talks pretty much incessantly - you just have to accept that your main role is appreciative audience - and likes to be in charge (interpret that as you wish). Protective and good at calming you down if you're upset. Very entertaining but you'll need to match his energy or end up exhausted!

Sav - totally chill and easy to be around. He leaves the rockstar persona on the stage and is actually a homebody and very family orientated - he won't get serious about you unless his mum likes you. Wants to co-parent a puppy before you even move in together. Very good at gifts and will happily take you shopping. Light some candles and run a bubble bath and he's all yours

Phil - now Phil is tricky! He's extremely casual about who he gives his body to but very particular about who he gives his heart to. He's a lot of fun for a fling, but don't expect exclusivity or commitment unless he feels you are truly The One. In a relationship he's kind, patient and caring and shows affection in practical ways rather than big grand gestures, cooking you dinner and checking your oil without you needing to ask. A total gent in public and a total slut in private!

Steve - falls in love fast and hard and cannot hide it. Tells you you're beautiful even when you just woke up and have mad hair and a giant zit. Always wants to be touching you, but not in a gropey way, more putting his arm around your shoulders or holding your hand. Will go all pink and bashful if you kiss him in public. He's unpredictable and equally likely to turn up for your date two hours late and holding a pineapple as he is to surprise you with a dozen roses and tickets to your favourite band. You'll never be bored at least!

Viv - a lot of fun and he will keep it light until he's sure of you. Likes to go on proper dates rather than chillaxing at home and enjoys thinking up cool things for the two of you to do. Sociable and happy to hang out with your friends and be your plus one for work events (okay, he's gonna complain about that, but he'll still do it!). Very stubborn (you say pig-headed, he says determined), any rows will be fiery but short-lived. I don't know why but I get the feeling Viv is very good with his mouth in any number of ways 🫦

Rick - dating Rick feels like you've known him all your life. He's easygoing, cheerful, and positive. Jokes around a lot but also has his quiet and introspective moments. Likes to look after you but hates to be fussed over himself. His only real negative is that, like most drummers, he taps on things all the time and you have to confiscate his cutlery in restaurants

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ION @fantastical-euphoria, Justin Hawkins is not impressed about your husband Benson stealing his look 🤣