I like shit (Cosmere mainly, Lemony Snicket, etc)Whatever pronounsAsk box is always open :)
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“What? Like, a disabled protagonist? How would that even work? How could someone with a disability be the hero in an action show?” local anime trash boy wonders while sitting next to his box sets of Full Metal Alchemist, showing no hint of irony or self awareness.
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i can't stop making bad bumper stickers
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[Tweet from @/fozmeadows: "human gender and sexuality are very much like animal taxonomy, in that both look structured and simple on the surface, but once you start investigating, it turns out there's actually no such thing as a fish despite the fact that we all know what a fish is, and that's okay"]
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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.
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I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.
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do you actually like that person or have you just had the earth-shattering revelation that someone can like the idea of you enough to try and learn about you without having to prove you’re worth their time
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person in fandom: eeeyikes!!! i hope im writing this character in this short little fanfic right >_< eeekkk what if my takes on my meta are all wrong and everyone will Kill me!!
guy in professional comic industry: okay lets mischaracterize every single character that appears in this comic for 50 or so issues
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rb with whether people assume you’re older or younger than your actual age
#I mean irl they say I act older and occasionally people think I’m older#but it really depends on context#usually spot on if you know me at all tho
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a detailed list of things i hate
hot weather
high temperatures
heat
warmer than average conditions
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i love this website i just feel at home here you know
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don’t kys, you never know when a new type of wet pathetic character is about to be introduced to you via tumblr.com/dashboard thanks to your mutuals
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Stormlight Incorrect Bird Names
From this.
1.Toralin Roshone
2. Elhokar Kholin
3. Abidi the Monarch
4. Dalinar Kholin
5. Gavilar Kholin
6. Moash/Vyre
7. Lopen
8. Shallan Davar
9. Wit/Hoid
10. Adolin Kholin
11. Kabsal
12. Zahel/Vasher
all art from the official wiki
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Would be lovely to have the conversation of “Could you stop being physically violent with me all the time not really because I mind the bruises and scratches but instead because I feel concerned that the only way you seem to express annoyance or frustration or even just playfulness is through being violent and I think you should find other outlets because it’s not really sustainable for you” but unfortunately it’s a difficult sentiment to explain to fourteen year olds
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