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Could we get some headcanons as to what kind of father would Jun be to his and the Ronin's kids?

sure thingy !

Jun :

Jun vows to be a better father than his own, that’s for sure. But it proves to be a difficult task, given his lack of social skills and uh. Empathy. And patience. Maybe even some common sense. Human emotions are difficult to understand, don’t judge him. He’s come a long way thanks to the ronin, but sometimes, they find him fuming and brooding outside because their kid wouldn’t stop crying and wailing because of him. Jun isn’t stupid, he knows children are fragile and handling them with care is a must - but he often forgets that he has the strength of a fucking bear and the finesse of a blind duck.

Nonetheless, he still adores them to death ! Metaphorically and literally ! There’s a sense of pride and happiness whenever he looks at the new life he and his new family have built, so he becomes very territorial and protective - specially to outsiders who think they can just waltz in and play with his baby kid and make them laugh. Also known as Masa and all of the ronin’s friends. Jun doesn’t even try to hide the fact that he’s jealous. However, he pays close attention to the way they all interact so he can do better in the future (even if it just looks like he’s glaring at them very intensely)

Jun is super super super eager to teach his kid the way of the sword - with enough prodding and patience (and a few years cause hoo boy), the ronin might even convince him to drop the idea of teaching their kids about the Jigoku, let alone make them inherit such power. Still, that kid is learning how to swing to katanas even if it’s the last thing Jun does. Hell, he probably even has a custom made katana prepared just for them stored somewhere.

Also, Jun refuses to let the kid sleep alone until they’re like, 12 or so, mostly due paranoia and such. Their futon will be stuck between Jun’s and the ronin’s - which is great during winter and if they ever get any nightmares. Since Jun is a light sleeper, he’ll be ready to keep them company until they fall asleep again. The ronin sometimes can hear Jun ramble and talk to himself about how lucky he is and other wholesome things he’d never say outloud in broad daylight.

It just hit me that I wrote this thinking about them having one child, so here’s an extra round for a big family.

If they have many kids, Jun will unconsciously favour the first one to ask him to teach them how to use a katana. It’s just in his dumb himbo blood, man. But the second the ronin points this out, Jun would feel extremely guilty and watch himself to prevent any favoritism, after all, they’re all his dumb little babies.

This bastard has so many repressed feelings and he’s emotionally constipated, but the aura of pure genuine JOY around him whenever their children start climbing on him or asking him to give them piggy rides and such can be spotted a mile away. Jun is unable to say no in this situation so just imagine this giant man with a bunch of kids all clinging onto him in the middle of town - but honestly. he doesn’t care if peopl stare, those muscles are now exclusively to protect, bench press and lift all these babies.

If one of his kids ends up looking more like him, you can bet he’s gonna be all smug about it to the ronin. Don’t mind him, he still likes to win one sided contests. Jun will probably go on about how his “superior genes won over the ronin’s”.

He’s definitely the type of dad to confuse his children if they’re twins - however, he can tell them apart by scent alone, as well as subtle habits they might have.

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