Monday. There is no escape. It is the January of days of the week, and quite frankly, we've had enough of its nonsense. Had it up to *here*, in fact. So for that reason, whether it is school, college, university, work, or indeed not work that you are facing this morning, we bring light amid its darkness and drudgery. Please find, for you, a commemoration dedicated to perhaps the most curious of mammals: the #platypus. It is an animal simply so strange it makes one wonder why we are so keen to find new life on other planets, when that which we have here on Planet E is just so absurd. It is also so irresistible, so silly, and so very squishy, that we simply cannot get enough of their endless charms.
PLATYPUSES 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆ARE REAL ANIMALS???!??!!!!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I THOUGHT THEY WERE LIKE THE MYTHICAL MAGICAL CREATURES🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🧞♂️🧞♂️🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️🐉🐉🐉🐉 I DIDNT KNOW THEY ACTUALLY EXISTED?????!!!!😣😣😣😣☹️☹️☹️
Rui goes as a platypus every Halloween. Eventually, he convinces the rest of WxS to also be platypuses. Emu is obviously pink, Tsukasa put fairy lights in his and glows like THE STAR HE IS, Rui decides to go as Perry from phineas and freb, and he somehow gets Nene to go as Dr. Doof. They get so much candy. So much candy.
How absolutely incredible would it be if in the new seasons of phineas and ferb, at some point, Perry is fighting under a UV light, and his fur glows/looks brown in reference to the fact that scientists discovered that platypi glow teal under UV light