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Send  ✔️  for my muse to make a list on what they want to do with yours in the future

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thats not what you'd say

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R-R-R-Rick what are we doing here, wh-where are we?

Just shut up Morty, we're making an announcement!

Ahem. Well everyone, season 8 is finally here! New uh...new Rick and Morty adventures...

L-Lots of adventures!

N-New Easter episode too...

Y-Yeah a new Easter episode...

So, uh, come watch us! Summer will be there...

Mom and dad too!

Or don't watch us. I-I-I don't care, what am I, a spokesperson?

[ OOC: Activity on here is gonna be pretty slow. Asks will still be open, but I wanna try avoiding spoilers as much as possible as new episodes release. I wanna be up-to-date on lore as much as possible. I'm also gonna be moving soon so that'll be my main focus for a while. ]

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If they had a kid killed someone meme

Send ⚰️ + a ship and I’ll tell you who I think:

is more likely to kill someone

only threatens to kill someone but won’t actually go that far

freaks out and who stays perfectly calm and collected

provides the utensils to help get rid of the body

comes up with the hiding place for the body

watches out that nobody witnesses them getting rid of the body

hides the body and murder weapon

knows the right people to deal with this

isn’t doing this for the first time

will cave in and eventually call the police

puts the blame on themself to save the other

is the better liar

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✏ Hi

I said that I'm not an artist, so don't come after me if you don't like it.

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Now hold on, I wanna see where this goes...

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(( ✏ i'd say try to draw Morty W-248 but be free to draw whoever you want from my W-248 characters ))

God, I'm a SCIENTIST, not an artist...

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Send me a misconception you think people have about my character and I'll explain if it's true or not

Please specify the muse for multimuse blogs.

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Send ✏ for my muse to draw your muse to the best of their ability.

Please specify the muse for multimuse blogs.

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i know. I've read Flatland. I don't care. I will squeeze your head in even if it makes me bleed out from my palms.

Maybe find a different hobby? Just saying.

[ OOC: Believe it or not, I've never heard of Flatland before, so I thank you for gracing me with this information lmao. ]

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*squeezes your head like a stress ball to see what happens*

[ OOC: Stickman Rick's body is flat so he's basically like a walking knife. You might not wanna do that... ]

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YOU KEEP SPAMMING MY INBOX WITH BRAINROT AND YOU JUST NOW REALIZE???

I drew myself gambling

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This looks weirdly familiar...

I drew myself gambling

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WH-

M-Maybe keep that mouth under control, will you?

[ OOC: LMAO reminds me of this ]

A shapeshifter, huh? What's your limit? Can you handle extreme conditions or forces?

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❕️Well, yes! Yes I can. I'm actually quite adaptable. This body I'm mimicking is just a shell so I can't really break down molocules like humans do unless I also mimic the cells in my body to do that. So if I don't limit my form, I can withstand intense hydrostatic preassure, survive the void of space, and ingest pretty much anything...

Wait, are you a fucking stick figure?? 👀

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I think , I think it's time I get my life together . Take a shower and clean myself , put clothes on and get a job and start eating healthy .

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Wh-Wh-Whatever. I-I-I don't have time for your bullshit today...

I think , I think it's time I get my life together . Take a shower and clean myself , put clothes on and get a job and start eating healthy .

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I think , I think it's time I get my life together . Take a shower and clean myself , put clothes on and get a job and start eating healthy .