S. They/them. Damn near 40 years old. Always thought I was a wizard; obviously a bard. This blog is unsuitable for those under 18. It ain't real suitable for those over 18, but you can make your own decisions. Find me at: sabinelagrande at AO3 and sabine-gordon.itch.io
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Oh right, shit, Shattershield is immortal, isn't he
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Comedians in the '70s and cartoons in the '90s: weird how your kids can watch violence and murder on TV but the FCC wants us dead if we say the word nipple.
Internet users in 2025: you didn't warn me that there would be erotic themes in the game you just mentioned which is fucked up because I thought it was going to be a normal "morally struggle with killing people" game but now it's gone too far :-/
#as a child of the '90s I was given to believe that by now we would be open carrying titties and melting down the guns#instead if I want some porn I'm going to have to take pictures of myself#and I have to listen to a bunch of motherfuckers who are so WILDY naive they think this is ONLY World War 3
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Vincent Price as Verden Fell -
Tomb of Ligeia (1964) dir. Roger Corman
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How do you clean your ears?
With shampoo
With soap
With plain water
With salt water
With another specific product
I don't
Earless/never cleans anything ever/results
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day 1 discord dms with a mutual: hahha yeah i hope im not bothering you! look at this silly picture haha reminds me of that one guy
day 563 discord dms with a mutual: I accidentally lit .my entire fucking marshmallow on fire when i was roasting it on the stove
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Massachusetts (the landmass)
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I'm keeping an eye out for heat stroke in my area and I can't figure out what a full body flush would look like on dark skin since all the pictures are just fake training pictures. Anyone have video/pics of a heat stroke flush on black skin?
#other non-skin-color dependent symptoms to watch:#swaying on their feet#leaning or sitting - tucking their head - then not responding when called#weaving when walking#sudden lethargy#If anybody who bitches all the time stops bitching it is a huge red flag#becoming non-responsive but not on purpose#not being able to hear conversation around them#This will start before heat stroke so it's great to know these signs#because a lot of the time you can stop it at heat exhaustion or just 'let's get you hydrated and lying down'#also never push through anything in the heat and if you make anybody else push through you're history's greatest monster#also if anybody falls out but doesn't actually faint- don't be a dick bag!! treat it like they fainted
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#look it's going to take me a while#I'm going to have to limber up and pray to various deities#going to have to put my affairs in order#going to have to write a will#going to have to queue a Tumblr post about how it was all worth it and I regret nothing#or replace it with a post from the hospital about how I am the strongest and hottest human being who ever lived#or should I go to the vet?
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Isn't it fucking insane that so many people think that IQs are real. Like people genuinely believe you are born with one set level of intelligence that can be measured on a scale from 1 to ~200. As if intelligence wasn't extremely nuanced and completely subjective. And the fact that the majority of scientists that have advocated for IQ tests in the past have been eugenicists doesn't seem to concern anyone either
#The only good use of IQ is to mock people when they're trying to flex and they give you a number that is just way too low#You have an IQ of 120?#That's so cute#well I was professionally tested when I was nine and it was 135 then so#This is stooping to their level but sometimes you just have to beat them with their own cudgel
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Thought I'd be upset and feel like a failure about [big pending decision], actually fantasizing about what I won't have to do afterwards like somebody who's about to get out of jail
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Hello Kitty yurt
#please let me live there#hello kitty#all I want is to live in kitty's yurt#please I will be so happy
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speaking of peeing the bed it's been long enough that i can tell this story publicly. in high school i went to a party at some house with no adults, as you sometimes would, and at the end of the night like 10 people all clonked out together in the same bed. fully clothed, one of those teenage moments where you're like wow heehee how rule-breaking, because sure a lot of our parents wouldn't like us sleeping in a bed with a bunch of other teenagers and no adult supervision blah blah. fond memories. anyway.
i'm an extremely light sleeper, so i barely slept, and sometime around 6 am, i woke up to a girl totally panicking, very quietly, because she peed the bed in her sleep. and listen. this wasn't a group of mean kids by any measure. but there's no level of kindness or understanding in the world that will make peeing the bed when you're 17, surrounded by people you only sort of know, a gentle blow.
so i sat up and she was like "oh my god" and I signaled at her to be absolutely silent and I said I'd be right back. And I crawled over everyone and out of the bed like a stupid cat.
and the thing is, by senior year i wasn't getting bullied much anymore. i was generally pretty well liked by my peers, but, if this makes sense, people still didn't always expect very much from me. i was still figuring out how to mask (autistic) and i still often said or did something that made everyone remember i'm weird and they'd just be like "well. that's story for you. i guess." and for the most part i'd become pretty secure in that.
so what i'm saying is i had nothing to lose and this girl had everything to lose.
so i went downstairs and i made tomato soup. and by "made" i mean i put a whole can of tomato soup in a too-small mug and microwaved it until it was lukewarm so as to be convincingly "made" but not so hot to burn someone.
and then i walked back upstairs, and no longer like a cat, i clumsily "attempted" to crawl back into bed, loudly lost my balance, and spilled tomato soup all over the girl and her lap and several other people's laps and heads and the mattress.
everyone woke up confused and anguished and i was like, "oh my god, I'm so sorry. I just got really hungry and it's all i could find."
and everyone immediately accepted with absolutely no further questions that I would go downstairs, make tomato soup at 6 am,and bring it back to bed. everyone just begrudgingly climbed onto the floor and went back to sleep while I put the bedding right into the laundry.
i don't even know this girl's name. i only remembered this story recently because i'm in my hometown for a few months and recently a high school acquaintance said, "hey. do you remember spilling soup on everyone after prom? why did you do that?" and for a moment i genuinely did not and i stared at them completely dumbfounded while the memory loaded and then i started laughing too hard to answer for 2 minutes.
the best part is i can tell this story, and even if it reaches the people who were there, none of them will know which one of them peed the bed. thanks to tomato soup.
#yep I've been to that party#and it says something that I was like#ah yes#soup#what an elegant solution
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*checks AO3*
So I did, apparently! I didn't even remember writing that pairing.
Fun fact, Widojest was one of the first M9 fics written, and also one of the first smut fics from M9. We鈥檝e been here the whole time.
that is a wonderful factoid ahahah
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#The people who think that this is a joyful picture have never had this kind of hangover before#they will think back to an early bonding moment of their marriage as when they got home and laid in bed moaning incoherently#but that's a woman who regrets everything she ever did in her entire life
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