Me, a gay transgender man, peacefully writing gay fiction:
My brain, a bit slow on the uptake: HOW DARE YOU FETISHIZE MLM RELATIONSHIPS–
Me: OH SHIT I’M SO S- … wait a second…
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Is nobody else plagued by the thought that we literally smack our hands together aggressively whenever we are deeply pleased by what somebody else has done? We mfs turning into seals?
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sometimes i hear my friends talk about wanting bigger tiddies and i sit there and think “would you like mine? will sell them 4 free” because damn.
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i should make it known that approximately 79.94% of the time spent awake in the middle of the night is spent wishing someone loved me the way Alex and Henry, Patroclus and Achilles, and any other YA gay couple love each other.
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