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Me, a gay transgender man, peacefully writing gay fiction: My brain, a bit slow on the uptake: HOW DARE YOU FETISHIZE MLM RELATIONSHIPSā Me: OH SHIT IāM SO S- ⦠wait a secondā¦
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Is nobody else plagued by the thought that we literally smack our hands together aggressively whenever we are deeply pleased by what somebody else has done? We mfs turning into seals?
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sometimes i hear my friends talk about wanting bigger tiddies and i sit there and thinkĀ āwould you like mine? will sell them 4 freeā because damn.
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i should make it known that approximately 79.94% of the time spent awake in the middle of the night is spent wishing someone loved me the way Alex and Henry, Patroclus and Achilles, and any other YA gay couple love each other.
#rwrb#prince henry of wales#alex and henry#firstprince#alex claremont diaz#red white and royal blue#patroclus#achilles#gayYA
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