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elon musk when presented with the plan to end world hunger for $6 billion.

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oh my god this is so sad. ordis, play the great despair.
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LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED
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whoever came up with the phraise "eepy" i hate you because its so cringe and embarassing but its the first word that comes to me when im feeling eepy
fuck you
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i hc that EDI eventually just disables the camera in the main battery. for everyone’s sake
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What if they had to do paperwork?
(Unlike the other comics this doesn't actually happen in any of the games I'm just a fan of how dumb they all are)
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hey uuuuhhh mass effect fandom?
there’s a new game, it’s called avowed and um…there’s a companion named kai who IS GARRUS VAKARIAN? LIKE HIS VOICE ACTOR?? AND I THINK YOU CAN ROMANCE HIM???!!
someone better use his voice lines for shakarian animatics i swear i OH MY GOD HE JUST SAID “come on. you missed me” I AM HARD SOMEONE BETTER FUCKING DO THAT AAAAHHH
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we are SO BACK
SEBASTIAN STAN as BUCKY BARNES THUNDERBOLTS*
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mass effect 2's cold opening of having to float your way through the destroyed normandy after being attacked by a giant hyperintelligence squid with the coldness of outer space, minimal lighting, and your breathing as the only sounds. i think the kids call that popping off
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the first human spectre, the shadow broker and an admiral walk into a bar...
[liara's side eye wip]
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welcome back @therealjacksepticeye glad u remembered ur password
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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