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Crimes against humanity - These are things like war crimes and genocides.

Crimes against man - Ambiguous. It could be a sexy revenge thing, but it's still possible this is something actually horrifying.

Crimes against god - The party zone. Now we're talking! It's all Frankensteins and blowing up the moon here. Abominations and insane surgical procedures. God forbid a guy live a little!

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forgive me father for i have sexualized an older man

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[gets down on one knee] Would you violate the principles of medical ethics with me? 💍

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Sodom and good morning. 💅

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i do think we're probably at a world historical low in taste in poetry

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This slaps. "Please check my blog."

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Official A Companion in Vice valentines: ideal for the special mad scientist (or potential test subject?) in your life!

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I've finally been allowed to read a brief selection from @stjohnstarling's first draft of A Companion in Vice and I feel honor-bound to warn you that you're going to lose your FUCKING minds

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I ❤️ my festering wound #festeringwound

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Inside the Chernobyl Sarcophagus Igor Kostin

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Did you see the Caitlin Doughty video "the weirdest corpses in funeral history" which covers the wild wacky history of embalming? i think it might be up your research alley :)

These days I almost exclusively use YouTube to play vinyl mixes by Eastern European DJs (plus Dan Olson), so no, but I will make an exception for this.

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https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/archaeology/a64864755/leonardo-da-vinci-castle-sketch/

Seems like your type of thing

Jealous. Nobody has ever tried to use my work to find secret tunnels under my house, despite numerous hints.

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Thank you! 💜

Wanna' come back to my place? I was thinking you might pierce my heart and spill its blood in a frenzy of barbarous delight.

Father Ardelian has been summoned to a distant, secluded island to perform an exorcism. What will happen when he begins to suspect his host — the mysterious, nocturnal lord of the manor — of wanting him for another reason entirely? Will the piously celibate priest be able to resist the monster’s diabolically seductive charms?

What Manner of Man is a queer gothic romance novel about a priest and a vampire, inspired by Dracula Daily.

Get the novel here or DRM-free on Itch.io

Or read it for free!

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People love to say that horror, comedy, and erotica are all the same, and that’s not true, but it is true that porn should be funny.

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