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In fact, I'm a homely bald guy with a shaved head and a red beard, a beer belly, fixing cars and swearing obscenities in bars. but one day I was rude to the fairy and she turned me into a twink as punishment. The spell won't be broken until I learn to be polite and not swear every fucking sentence. In short, the spell will not be broken at all.
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I want to fight all these boys who write "high testosterone" or something like that, as a designation for the masculinity of a character or a person. because it's the dumbest shit in the world. Gentlemen, my testosterone is about six times higher than normal on a fine day, I look like a twink, and all it gives me is constant nervousness, an inadequate amount of aggression, and sex on the scale of an average porn studio. Crooked-toothed fucking peasants without a course in school biology
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When I think of androgynes, I'm not thinking of Tilda Swinton, I'm thinking about him.
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so ludicrously delighted to have found this blog; your work is GORGEOUS <3 <3 <3

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