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NOPE

okay, @stories-i-guess and @a1ur2017. U take offense 😑 my music taste is NOT shit and here, I shall prove it. This is my current “wow, you listen to this a lot recently” from Spotify lmao

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

I CANT GET WNOUGH OF THIS

Dannys at Wayne enterprise because his parents want to submit their inventions and "scientific" discoverys for official review. He's bored out of his mind and meets this beautiful girl his age and strikes up a conversation with her. (Or he meets a girl and starts to rant like his father.)

Danny: im just saying Orphan has to be a vampire!

????(cass): No.

Danny: Are you kidding me? She moves with far to much elegance and grace to be mortal. Credit to the other bats but they move like mortals. She dances around both rogues and vigilantes!

????(cass): *blushing* No vampire.

Danny: ok maybe not a vampire but like a shadow demon or dhamphir or something! She's to much!

????(cass): orphan. Is. good. What about others?

Danny: oh! stabby robin and red hood are top tier obviously!

????(cass): oh?

Danny: well yeah! Stabby robin practices the art of the sword, a forgotten art in modern times. And red hood shoots pedophiles! Who doesn't like that?

????(cass): Batman.

Danny: well that says something about batman doesn't it. Have you seen the first Robin's outfit? Oof!

*in cass's ear*: Red Robin here. Good job on keeping danny distracted orphan. We're in the process of arresting Danny's parents. Can you keep it up?

????(cass): mhmm. Hey. Cute boy. Take me out to lunch?

Danny: Oh! Yeah! My parents will take hours explaining everything anyway, But uhm. What's your name?

????(cass): call me cass. This is a date, Yes?

Danny: *blushing* oh, uhm, yes. I'm Danny by the way.

Cass: Danny very cute.

Red robin: uhm? You don't have to do that orphan. Hello? ...Please don't make me explain this to B. Orphan?

Batman: Follow. Them.

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I FUCKING HATE ALL COUNTRY SONGS,

I REFUSE

IF I STAND FOR NOTHING I FALL FOR EVERYTHING

AND AS OF NOW,

I STAND AGAINST COUNTRY SONGS!

okay, @stories-i-guess and @a1ur2017. U take offense 😑 my music taste is NOT shit and here, I shall prove it. This is my current “wow, you listen to this a lot recently” from Spotify lmao

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It’s literally a fucking pill, how are we expected to NOT consume?

Estradiol grenade

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I say this in the nicest way possible.

okay, @stories-i-guess and @a1ur2017. U take offense 😑 my music taste is NOT shit and here, I shall prove it. This is my current “wow, you listen to this a lot recently” from Spotify lmao

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I’m right

Let it be known Jason Todd grins like an absolute dumbass at any baby he sees

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And Dick lowkey flinches, the fucking only child that he was.

Let it be known Jason Todd grins like an absolute dumbass at any baby he sees

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Daaaaaaamn. Dick did his dad dirty.

Bruce: hey, would you rather me or Clark take you to the zoo?

9 year old Dick Grayson: is that even a question?!

Bruce: yeah. That’s what I thought. I’ll let him know to get ready-

Dick: *attacks him with a hug* thank you, thank you, thank you!

Bruce: *confused* I didn’t do anything, but you’re welcome.

Dick: are you kidding?! You’re letting the coolest person in the world take me to the zoo!

Bruce: Gee. Thanks.

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*dies laughing*

I saw something about Jason being buried with his phone and convincing Thalia to let him keep it when he ends up at the league, Jason gives Damian his number for when he gets a phone and that’s how him and Jason keep in contact till Jason goes back to the family

he and Damian DEFINITELY kept in contact somehow and that’s as good an excuse as any lol

Dick: *forlorn sigh* all this would be so much easier if . . . Jay were here. He always knew what to do when Bruce got like this Damian: *pulling out his phone* let us see dick: what the— Damian: *dials* Todd? What is your input on the situation? Dick: *chokes*

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Dude that is my favorite portrayal of a concussion period!

Jason: hey, did you know that concussions are actually very common? Average of 2.8 million are recorded every year in the United States. Bruce: Bruce: *narrows eyes* what happened Tim: *falls through door* didja know—huh. Batdad, Y’know y’re like m’ only dad ‘cause m’ real dad sucks and I un adopted him as m’ dad Bruce: Tim: *frowns* but I might I adopt your kids as m’brothers cause—cause Jay pushhhed me offa roof Bruce:

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DESS NO

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This guy is literally the OG badass

The iron hand of Götz von Berlichingen (1480-1562), a knight and mercenary who lost his right arm in a siege [640×360]

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Fuck yes

i can do anything i want to

Bonus: the original sketch version

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okay, @stories-i-guess and @a1ur2017. U take offense 😑 my music taste is NOT shit and here, I shall prove it. This is my current “wow, you listen to this a lot recently” from Spotify lmao

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SO IF YOU HAVE TASTE THEN USE IT

okay, @stories-i-guess and @a1ur2017. U take offense 😑 my music taste is NOT shit and here, I shall prove it. This is my current “wow, you listen to this a lot recently” from Spotify lmao

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It seems that your cheap phones are not a god given right but actually a luxury sustained by imperialist inequality after all. Mirá vos.