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why is it called lukewarm

was luke just a constantly weird temperture that they had to make an entire genre based on him

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oh yeah this site exists lol

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yeah sure okay

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putting you in the microwave and watching you spin

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growing up is realizing you don't need a bookmark labeled "THE TRUTH" of a video thats just some guy burning nat geo books about birds to the seinfeld theme and its titled "BIRDS AREN'T REAL"

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tumblr sexywoman

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"what fuels you to do these things???"

autism, mostly

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8675309 isnt a phone number you can call jenny isnt real

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man i sure love

i cant think of a funny joke please imagine i said something funny and relatable

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ben was the drowner

the statue fuck was the drownee

^ me shocked that normal people don’t know ben drowned lore

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they're putting something in the meow mix that turns the cats gay

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yknow when people tell you that a character isnt trans when they very much canonically are

like bitch you wanna tell me that fucking mana senri

the girl that was stated several times in the original game to be a guy in real life but a girl in astrum

and then in re:dive we actually get to see this fox bitch in real life and this fucker is just absolutely the most feminine fuck youve seen today

like bitch

thats the dev transgender fox right there

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life may suck but at least priconne exists right hahahaha

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Did you mean:

American school lunch

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

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5/10 not sexy enough

Okay really, rate the mona lisa out of 10 

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yeah uh if you look in the drawer to your left there should be one

oh shit was that today