They made divorce so expensive because they knew ppl would do it for kink reasons
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I vote we all call mal by mal’s pronouns then, after all nor told us what nor uses (at least until nor figures out nor probably meant he/him)
The thing about everyone doing the "my pronouns are x" in irl group convos is unless you're in an all trans convo, it feels like you are on display for the cis people to observe. Of course the cis woman uses she/her, of course the cis man uses he/him, the person that is going to be different is the trans person. It's incredibly uncomfortable and there are better ways to tackle the topic.
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this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen
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A master to his action-hero trainee says, "Your movements are sloppy. You lack awareness of your body when you fight. Your hands move and yet you do not hold them in your mind's eye. Come. We will remedy this."
And then the master paints his trainee's fingernails and orders the trainee to complete a series of complicated tasks without smudging the nail polish.
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Barn on the farm in S. Pomfret Vermont, Oct 2016. by james lucier
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Have you ever just put something down for a moment and then just realized it was in its rightful place?
Pumpkin by The Crytocurium on Etsy/Instagram
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Dreaming of AUTUMN…🍂🍁
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not to be political on main but i think we should probably be making things easier for people
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wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar
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I could defeat a wizard. With my ability.
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