hi, this is john egbert and welcome to jackass.i am allergic to peanuts, but i am also the kind of idiot who eats a reese's peanut butter cup on purpose and injects myself with an epipen while calling an ambulance so i don't die of automoronic asphyxiation.(( indie homestuck rp blog | mun/muse 18+ ))
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allegory of the man cave: no homo bro.
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oh boy it sure is current year!
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in this world it’s yeet or be yeeted.
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those with the biggest meats carry the saddest memories
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ever had someone make fun of you because your dick is literally too big? or like be scared of your anatomy which is something you can’t help because they think it is going to hurt them?
GWD (Gigantic Wang Disorder) is real. just ask @stormtrips.
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if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”
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(( today is my 30th birthday. it is the worst birthday i have ever had. that includes the birthday i spent suicidal on my parents’ couch when i turned 21. this one is suicidal plus massive amounts of debt!!! ))
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the day you people stop insinuating that bottom = feminine & top = masculine is the day we will all be free
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iam a dumb ass & an idiot & the sexiest person in target
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What is that video game with the lesbians and one had blue hair
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