stormtrips
stormtrips
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hi, this is john egbert and welcome to jackass.i am allergic to peanuts, but i am also the kind of idiot who eats a reese's peanut butter cup on purpose and injects myself with an epipen while calling an ambulance so i don't die of automoronic asphyxiation.(( indie homestuck rp blog | mun/muse 18+ ))
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stormtrips · 6 years ago
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stormtrips · 6 years ago
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allegory of the man cave: no homo bro.
@stormtrips
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stormtrips · 6 years ago
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oh boy it sure is current year!
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stormtrips · 6 years ago
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in this world it’s yeet or be yeeted.
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stormtrips · 6 years ago
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those with the biggest meats carry the saddest memories
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stormtrips · 6 years ago
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ever had someone make fun of you because your dick is literally too big? or like be scared of your anatomy which is something you can’t help because they think it is going to hurt them?
GWD (Gigantic Wang Disorder) is real. just ask @stormtrips.
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stormtrips · 6 years ago
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if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”
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stormtrips · 6 years ago
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(( today is my 30th birthday. it is the worst birthday i have ever had. that includes the birthday i spent suicidal on my parents’ couch when i turned 21. this one is suicidal plus massive amounts of debt!!! ))
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stormtrips · 6 years ago
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SBE - stupid bitch energy
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tell me something you dig about me on anon
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stormtrips · 6 years ago
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the day you people stop insinuating that bottom = feminine & top = masculine is the day we will all be free
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stormtrips · 6 years ago
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iam a dumb ass & an idiot & the sexiest person in target
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What is that video game with the lesbians and one had blue hair
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