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me to myself: don’t fall for anymore fictional characters .. you’re already in love with to many

poe dameron: hello

me:

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Star Wars (1977), dir. Kenny Ortega

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I’ve put two and two together

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hey rey calling kylo ben for the whole movie isn’t a sign of love or anything it’s literally harry potter calling voldemort tom ok they’re trying to rip away the untouchable facade and not fuckin. have romantic feelings

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Reylo shippers = People who think Jared Leto was the best joker

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Rey: I saw you murdering your father –

Kylo: But It’s not what you think!

Rey:

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sithposting makes me want to die but every once in a while…they get it

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Kylo Ren Is Not Neurodivergent He Is Just An Asshole, Karen.

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the last jedi director’s cut

yoda: train rey you must

luke: i dont know if i can do that. i’m scared i’ll mess up again.

yoda: hmmh. that’s nothin a little music can’t help

yoda: 

yoda: rockin

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Just a 2018 FYI the reylos are rebranding as reyben reblog to save a life from that mess

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luke skywalker in tlj: once i overcome my depression and astral project myself across the galaxy it’s over for you hoes

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my favorite thing about the whole r*ylo discourse is seeing r*ylos who have like....kids or whatever post rants about the antis and i just KNOW some of those people are the ones that try to fight with me and i just think “i’m closer to the age of your children than your age and you are deciding to argue and borderline bully me about two fictional characters in a space fantasy world” but ya know those are just my thoughts

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me, sipping my apple juice in a wine glass: it’s a r*ylo hating night

sister: u say this every ni-

me: it’s a r*ylo hating night

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me, immediately after watching tlj: i......need to go watch episode 3 or rogue one or literally any other star wars movie

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someone reblogged one of my old anti reylo posts and they literally tagged “i love r*ylo and it’s gonna happen but this is funny”

BITCH W H A T

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Me when I see the plotline heading towards Reylo:

Me when she beats his ass and leaves: