stovetop-scientist

[stovetop-scientist]

[stovetop-scientist]

ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE?

���. No? Makes sense. You have no idea what I’m talking about.

WELCOME TO OC SHOWDOWN, a tournament whose contestants entirely consist of Tumblr’s own characters! Simply provide a submission of your own using the conveniently accessible Tumblr-post-submission-button (geez that was a sentence), and watch your blorbo join the battlefield! We’ll analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to figure out who’s gonna win the ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN. (Perhaps one of Ultimate Destiny? Not too sure yet.) Basically, it’s a tournament bracket..

The submission rules are simple! Just include an image of your guy along with a letter grade of their Strength, Agility, and Stamina!

Be sure to include images of whatever items they carry with them. Also describe any special abilities of theirs!

Happy fighting, and good luck!

You’ll need it~.

[stovetop-scientist]

(An audio recording.)

*bzzzzrt*

*bzzzz*

*(pretend there are more static noises I'm tired and I don't want to type)*

"wh-"

"Where the hell am I. "

"Flamethrower Dude? Ya there? This place smells a little different than from where we were last."

"Oh, wait. Sweet. A phone. Why does it look kind of like a bird?"

"Eh. Phone is a phone, I guess."

<TTS: ON>

this looks like Tumblr but isn't. says it's of the "ro" variety. strange

hello there, guys, gals, and nonbinary pals! it's me. Jim. I am here

I know I look a little funky but I SWEAR I'm just like you ong just tolerate me

umm yeah. shoot me an ask or two before the owner of this phone comes a knocking.

[stovetop-scientist]

Si. Muy tonto.

…Es su cuerpa… vella?

Esta comiendo 🍇👒 🐍

[stovetop-scientist]

Sounds about right.

whata a paldea??? is it a typw of tree? @cottonweedpkmn

It’s what the place I’m in is called. A name for a country, although they refer to it as a “region”, which is a tad strange.

What’s stranger is that you appear to be a sentient dandelion leaf.

[stovetop-scientist]

Shoutout to all the folks who appreciate Bug types. Yall got a good head on yer shoulders.

[stovetop-scientist]

I dislike how accurate this is.

Moo Deng but it's a Clodsire

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[stovetop-scientist]

Dude, magic anons are weird, somtimes they listen somtimes they don't, you seem to have attracted a listening one

Weird. Well- I turned them off. It’s all worked out either way.

[stovetop-scientist]

Ohhh! The suit is the issue! I can fix that!

Magic anon

The suit now acomidates your wings

For fuck’s sake- I had JUST amputated them. That was hours of painful tissue reconstruction.

Fuck this. I’m turning this “feature” off.

//magic anon is now off.

[stovetop-scientist]

There are variants of beetles in this universe? I may have to go “catch” one.

Actually wait- did everyone go through a bug catcher phase as a kid? I know it wasn't a phase for some people but I feel like every other kid I remember from when I was younger had a bug catcher phase at some point.

[stovetop-scientist]

whata a paldea??? is it a typw of tree? @cottonweedpkmn

It’s what the place I’m in is called. A name for a country, although they refer to it as a “region”, which is a tad strange.

What’s stranger is that you appear to be a sentient dandelion leaf.

[stovetop-scientist]

Oh ...magic anon

The extra arms are gone

But you do now have wings

((Up to you what kind))

Sweet.

Wait… No. My fucking chest no longer fits in the suit, thanks to the wing anatomy.

[stovetop-scientist]

Oh how's the uh extra set of pectorals working out for you?

Weird as hell. I’m working on removing them.

[stovetop-scientist]

How do you control a ghost. That’s a bit freaky.

Hello, Internet.

My name is confidential. Call me Pyro instead- it saves a lot of time. Please don’t call me a “metal man” or a “tin-can”- I am NOT a robot. This is just a kickass suit.

I’m what you might call a “faller”. I’m not from this world- I’m just stuck here temporarily. Something to do with a portal mishap.

Currently, I live in Paldea with a Clodsire. I will not be saying anything more about my location. I don’t need to disintegrate more people…

I’m on here because it seems similar to a website I had back home called Tumblr. This seems to be the exact same thing, but with the prefix “ro-“ added to it. Weird.

Feel free to send me asks. There’s not a guarantee I’ll respond though- busy figuring out how to get home and all that.

//modshii here (@genshiicomms) supplanting my pokemonIRL addiction with a new guy. this one is an

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OC of mine that I am planning to use for a comic. as usual, no blatant NSFW. bro is ace he doesn’t need your shit

Expect darker themes with this blog. he got his arm ripped off in the main continuity.

[stovetop-scientist]

What is a “rotom”.

That’s the word “motor” backwards. Does it have any meaning?

Hello, Internet.

My name is confidential. Call me Pyro instead- it saves a lot of time. Please don’t call me a “metal man” or a “tin-can”- I am NOT a robot. This is just a kickass suit.

I’m what you might call a “faller”. I’m not from this world- I’m just stuck here temporarily. Something to do with a portal mishap.

Currently, I live in Paldea with a Clodsire. I will not be saying anything more about my location. I don’t need to disintegrate more people…

I’m on here because it seems similar to a website I had back home called Tumblr. This seems to be the exact same thing, but with the prefix “ro-“ added to it. Weird.

Feel free to send me asks. There’s not a guarantee I’ll respond though- busy figuring out how to get home and all that.

//modshii here (@genshiicomms) supplanting my pokemonIRL addiction with a new guy. this one is an

OLD

OC of mine that I am planning to use for a comic. as usual, no blatant NSFW. bro is ace he doesn’t need your shit

Expect darker themes with this blog. he got his arm ripped off in the main continuity.

[stovetop-scientist]

I’m not from your universe originally, but yes. Bugs are very interesting- I used to raise beetles as a hobby.

Actually wait- did everyone go through a bug catcher phase as a kid? I know it wasn't a phase for some people but I feel like every other kid I remember from when I was younger had a bug catcher phase at some point.

[stovetop-scientist]

Magic anon

You now have 2 extra arms

For fuck’s sake-

This is TRUE.