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Aaaand more sticker designs lol. These are both from last year, I wanted some Appmon stuff so I drew my two faves ♡
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So seeing as the channel and what remained of it's series is now lost, I might as well just explain what happens in the finale.
Charmander (agumon) and Pikachu (Tentomon) are still fighting the virus on the internet, meanwhile Tai and Izzy get meta by checking the youtube comments on their Puberty Saga series on Youtube. Izzy points out a specific youtube comment from a user who's thumbnail is Mimi, also known in the series as the "hot girl with a hat".
"Hey Tai, how's it going without any porn? LOL. Hey Izzy, how long has it been since you've had a drink? ROTFL. I'm the one who sent you that virus. LMAO."
Izzy opens her channel and finds one video. A female parody of their Pokemon opening parody from part 6. Instead of "I wanna have a hairy chest like no man had before", it was "I wanna have a king sized breast like no girl had before". And just like their pokemon parody, this video replaces Ash with Mimi and Pikachu with Palmon. "Digimon~ Won't give back your porn! WON'T GIVE BACK YOUR PORN! DIGIMON~!" Also at some point in the song she sings "I sent the virus to that Jizzy boy" and Tai laughs at it. "SHE CALLED YOU JIZZY!" I mention this because it comes back up.
[So the funny thing about this revelation comes from the fact that Rocwatch confessed later on that they had no clue how they were gonna conclude the series until this actual random fan roleplaying as Hot Girl With A Hat left that comment and made that parody video. It gave them the idea of making her the final villain and they decided to incorporate her into the finale.]
Hot Girl With A Hat resides in the internet, in a blimp with the text Free Beer, while watching over her precious Diaboromon virus. "LOL! This will distract those perverts, rotfl. Little do they know I don't actually have beer, lmao."
"Hey Jizzy, read my blimp's text you c*m-guzzling bitch."
"...FREE F*CKIN BEER!"
"That's right, jizzlord, I got beer on this blimp. When's the last time you had a drink?"
Tai: Don't fall for it Izzy!"
Izzy: Fuck... you... Tai... I'M GOING IN!
"Lol! This was merely a distraction! The virus is about to evolve, and there's nothing you can do to stop it! Hasta la vista... ROCWATCH!"
The fucking Youtube logo with a reverb on it's voice: Hold on a second!
Tai: It's Youtube!
YT: That's Youtube Dot Com to you, bitch!
Tai: heh, sweet.
YT: That Hasta La Vista quote was in bridge of copyright!
Mimi: oh fuck.
YT: DON'T USE THE FUCKING "F" WORD IN FRONT OF ME! HIYA! -blows up Mimi and her blimp- It's time to WWW DOT TAKE-OUT-THE-TRASH DOT COM.
Diaboromon gets blown up and replaced with a giant red banner that reads THIS TWAT IS SUSPENDED.
Tai and Izzy: Yay we defeated the virus! All on our own!
YT: Now hold on a second, you two, you've been bridge of copyright-ing from the start! In fact you're bridge of copyright-ing right now! I should remove you!
Tai and Izzy: Ohh Youtube!
YT: Fine, I won't remove you as long as you promise to stop making this shitty series.
Tai: We finally have our porn back. You know what that means?
Izzy: We can finally kick some ass!
Tai: If by "kick some ass" you mean "go have a wank", I'm with you all the way.
The episode ends with some bad ass rock-n-roll song playing as credits roll, well as some silly epilogues for the characters. I can't remember what Tai's epilogue was, but Izzy's was that he eventually recovered from his alcohol addiction and met his hero Mike Tyson. Agumon Charmander's epilogue was that he got a job at Jurassic Park as a hot dog vendor, continuing the running joke that dinosaurs suck d*ck. And thus ended the most vulgar fan-made abridged series that I really should not have watched as a 5th grader lmao.
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This was among my favorite abridged series back in the day.
Not all the jokes have aged well, in fact the entire series is pretty offensive, but it's one of the reasons I still find it so funny. Episode 5 is split into 2 parts, part A is The Naughty One because it was made specifically to piss off YouTube by containing everything the site found offensive at the time (ironically it was not the episode taken down). And then part B is The Lovely Episode, as an apology video to the fans of the series for being so very naughty and replaces every f*ck you with I love you.
Unfortunately episode 6 is missing due to accused copyright infridgement, and it sucks cuz it was the best episode of the series cuz it opened with the pokemon intro, but with Tai and Agumon's faces photoshopped onto Ash and Pikachu, and was a parody song that went "I wanna have a hair chest like no man had before, to be a man is my real quest and puberty is the cause".
Some trigger warnings: racially insensitive depictions, lots of swearing, mentions of adult p0rn (never actually shown), alcoholism, mild homophobic and transphobic jokes, use of the r slur, jokes about ped0philes, and jokes about the intellectually disabled.
Again, the series is pretty offensive, and it's not the subjects depicted in the jokes that are funny, it's more the fact that the series is as insensitive as it is for no reason. Sometimes the characters even point out the insensitivity and say "wow what a dick", although I acknowledge that even if the jokes are told with an air of sarcasm, it still doesn't excuse the fact that they made such jokes at all.
What I do find funny about the series overall is the fact that the creators thought to use clips from digimon movies at all with this absurd plot. It has nothing to do with digimon, and it's that absurdity that I find hilarious.
"I was downloading porn but it turned out to be a virus and i accidentally emailed it to everyone in the world and now we're all going to die".
Also both part A and part B of episode 5 are my favorites, they're hilarious.
Also also you'll never guess the plot twist in the final episode, it's honestly still as funny as it was when it first premiered.
#i say stuff#digimon abridged mini series#digimon puberty saga#rocwatch#2000s culture#tw porn mention#tw alchoholism#tw homophobic jokes#tw swearing
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A pity to see your channel was terminated, Rocwatch, but those who remember your content have gone to such lengths to archive what remained of your series... for better or worse.
Some trigger warnings: racially insensitive depictions, lots of swearing, mentions of adult p0rn (never actually shown), alcoholism, mild homophobic and transphobic jokes, use of the r slur, jokes about ped0philes, and jokes about the intellectually disabled.
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Part 6 and 7 (it's finale) are missing and likely lost media now.
#i say stuff#digimon abridged mini series#digimon puberty saga#rocwatch#2000s culture#tw porn mention#tw alcoholism#tw homophobic jokes#tw transphobic jokes#tw racially insensitive#tw pedophile jokes#tw intellectually disabled jokes#tw r slur#Youtube
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I regret to inform that I am yet again thinking about this obscene series and still laughing over it.
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Tai's mom: Don't throw phones in the house, Tai."
"I'll throw whatever I want."
"No Tai, we can't have that."
"WHAT? BUT YOU THREW DAD OUT!"
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Davis with a Welsh accent: Hullo?
Matt: It's Matt, are you still on for later, or what?
Davis: Too damn right I fockin am! But I gotta finish watchin the rugby first! It's Poland verses Wales, and I FOCKIN HATE POLAND!
Matt: ...
TK: What did he just say?
Davis: ARE YOU TAKIN THE PISS, BOY!?
Matt: Calm down, Vivian, and just make sure you kill Tai.
Davis: TOO DAMN RIGHT I'LL KILL FOCKIN TAI THE POLISH BASTARD! POLISH OUT! -hangs up-
TK: why did we choose him again?
Matt: Cuz he's the only assassin we could find that specializes in killing small children.
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"Hello there young sir, my name is Christopher Columbus.I am the man who invented America and the wheel. I also directed two of the H*rry P*tter movies. Would you like to ask me a question?"
Tai: Where do babies come from?
"Well, you should search the internet for that.... Actually, maybe you shouldn't."
Tai: Are you going to answer my question or not?
"...I invented America."
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This was among my favorite abridged series back in the day.
Not all the jokes have aged well, in fact the entire series is pretty offensive, but it's one of the reasons I still find it so funny. Episode 5 is split into 2 parts, part A is The Naughty One because it was made specifically to piss off YouTube by containing everything the site found offensive at the time (ironically it was not the episode taken down). And then part B is The Lovely Episode, as an apology video to the fans of the series for being so very naughty and replaces every f*ck you with I love you.
Unfortunately episode 6 is missing due to accused copyright infridgement, and it sucks cuz it was the best episode of the series cuz it opened with the pokemon intro, but with Tai and Agumon's faces photoshopped onto Ash and Pikachu, and was a parody song that went "I wanna have a hair chest like no man had before, to be a man is my real quest and puberty is the cause".
Some trigger warnings: racially insensitive depictions, lots of swearing, mentions of adult p0rn (never actually shown), alcoholism, mild homophobic and transphobic jokes, use of the r slur, jokes about ped0philes, and jokes about the intellectually disabled.
Again, the series is pretty offensive, and it's not the subjects depicted in the jokes that are funny, it's more the fact that the series is as insensitive as it is for no reason. Sometimes the characters even point out the insensitivity and say "wow what a dick", although I acknowledge that even if the jokes are told with an air of sarcasm, it still doesn't excuse the fact that they made such jokes at all.
What I do find funny about the series overall is the fact that the creators thought to use clips from digimon movies at all with this absurd plot. It has nothing to do with digimon, and it's that absurdity that I find hilarious.
"I was downloading porn but it turned out to be a virus and i accidentally emailed it to everyone in the world and now we're all going to die".
Also both part A and part B of episode 5 are my favorites, they're hilarious.
Also also you'll never guess the plot twist in the final episode, it's honestly still as funny as it was when it first premiered.
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scholarly bug digifake! pulling together several of my favourite themes and tropes to hopefully settle on a digimon partner after all these years :^) info + name origins below the cut!
LARMON
Level: In-Training/Baby II | Attribute: Vaccine | Field: Virus Busters | Type: Larva
A Larva Digimon that hides in its cloth-like outer garment, using its long antennae to listen to the world around it. This Digimon's movement is limited, so it hitches rides by quietly attaching itself to the backs of larger creatures, which can cause an ominous feeling to come over the host as they mistake it for a haunting. This effect seems completely accidental, however, as Larmon themselves tend to be quite sweet-natured and encouraging if they can overcome their shy nature. Overwhelming situations can cause them to give a nasty bite.
Attacks
Phantom Nip - Gives a nasty pinch from its small mandibles.
Night Light - Produces a soft golden glow from its marking and tail that gently repels those of violent spirit.
Namesake
larva(n.) - 1630s, "a ghost, specter, disembodied spirit" (earlier as larve, c. 1600), from Latin larva (plural larvae), earlier larua "ghost, evil spirit, demon," also "mask," a word from Roman mythology, of unknown origin; de Vaan finds a possible derivation from Lar "tutelary god" (see Lares) "quite attractive semantically." Crowded out in its original sense by the zoological use (1768) which began with Linnaeus, who applied the word to immature forms of animals that do not resemble, and thus "mask," the adult forms. [source]
Lares(n.) - Roman tutelary gods and household deities, worshipped in primitive cult rites, Latin, plural of Lar, a word of unknown origin. Infernal, protective of the state and the family, they could be potently evil if offended. Their shrine in the home was a lararium. [source]
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PUERMON
Level: Rookie/Child | Attribute: Vaccine | Field: Virus Busters | Type: Insect
An Insect Digimon with the self-imposed task of infiltrating Virus type groups and strongholds, and using its unique undercover position to learn everything it can, training itself to be able to restore peace and defend the just. In this way, Puermon is sometimes considered a "pest" infesting the networks of Virus Digimon. Highly industrious, Puermon takes its work very seriously, and can lose its temper with anyone who interferes or risks blowing its cover. Its crystalline sceptre is made of all the data Puermon has absorbed, its helix shape slowly building towards Evolution.
Attacks
Lucidate - Holds its staff high, casting a bright golden light that makes evil Digimon lose their fighting spirit and want to move away, and gives focus and sharpness of mind to those with good intentions. The light from this staff can also help make sense of such things as computer code and Digimoji. Puermon may also call out the name of this attack before simply giving someone a punishing bop on the head.
Namesake
pupil(n.1) [student], late 14c., "orphan child, ward, person under the care of a guardian," from Old French pupille (14c.) and directly from Latin pupillus (fem. pupilla) "orphan child, ward, minor," diminutive of pupus "boy" (fem. pupa "girl"), probably related to puer "child" (and thus probably from a suffixed form of PIE root *pau- (1) "few, little"). Meaning "disciple, student youth or any person of either sex under the care of an instructor or tutor" is recorded by 1560s. [source]
puerile(adj.) 1660s, "youthful, boyish," a back-formation from puerility (q.v.), or else from French puéril (15c.), from Latin puerilis "boyish; childish," from puer "boy, child." The depreciative sense of "merely juvenile, immature, lacking intellectual force" is from 1680s. [source]
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AXLAMON
Level: Champion/Adult | Attribute: Vaccine | Field: Virus Busters/Wind Guardians | Type: Insect
An advanced Insect Digimon that has picked up some high-level programming language. Though lacking the formal training of Witchelny, it reached this level of sorcery through necessity and instinct. Because of this, its reflexes and quick thinking put it almost equivalent with the likes of its Witchelny peers, and it spun itself a similar outfit to lend itself credibility as a sorcerer and to hide its true face beneath its cloak.
Its staff has hardened into the shape of an insect's horns, the light of its gathered knowledge kept between them and giving it strength. This staff can be ridden like a broomstick, letting Axlamon hide its new wings inside the sleeves of its cloak.
Despite its outwardly solitary and ascetic temperament, it appears this is simply a mask over the same shyness it had as a Child-level Digimon, and its secretly-passionate heart can be counted on to uplift others and balance the odds at any cost when things look grim.
Attacks
Kindle - Raises its staff to shine a brilliant light. Allies find their best strengths amplified and their wounds healed, and blackhearted foes are weakened and driven back from the holy beacon. This attack can also make sense of computer code, Digimoji, and sometimes things spoken or written in code.
Sacrosanctuary - Stands its ground and casts an illuminated shield of immutable truths and promises around itself and its allies. Its commitment is equal to the strength of its shield.
Opine Flare - Burns off some of its absorbed information data, converting it to a missile of pure energy to strike with. Some data is lost in the conversion, making direct attacks costly.
Namesake
In entomology, "alate" usually refers to the winged form of a social insect, especially ants[2] [source]
alate(adj.) "having wings, winged," 1660s, from Latin alatus, from ala "wing, armpit, wing of an army," from *axla, originally "joint of the wing or arm;" from PIE *aks- "axis" (see axis). [source]
axis (plural axes or (rare) axiis) - (geometry) An imaginary line around which an object spins (an axis of rotation) or is symmetrically arranged (an axis of symmetry). / The centre of attention within a process (e.g. the axis of investigation). [source]
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uhhh if you read this far thank you for the interest! maybe someday i'll do their Perfect/Ultimate form or beyond but for now i ran out of steam so this lil guy's future is mysterious...
please don't use this fakie without permission, but if you do wanna borrow him for a roleplay or something please don't be shy of asking at least, i'm pretty chill
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digimon survive week - day five, villains!
boy oh boy do i love fangmon. Didn't quite do its design justice but it was such a good villain on this game, truly scary creature. why do you have so many teeth mr wolf? for what.
overall i really enjoyed the villains on this game. good selection of digis to make the bad guys, good selection of motivations ranging from "simply evil" to "sort of desperate".
i do kind of wish i had drawn a bit of the fog. as much as i love some good villains, i also enjoy the concept of The World Itself as the thing causing harm. also where i live we get incredibly thick fog in winter, so it was nice for something to replicate the "something's there im sure of it" feeling.
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playing into the goofy energy of this digimon; something too edgy and too unserious
PS: thanks for 250+ likes over here!
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Some angry bois
Feel free to suggest some digimon for me to practice drawing expressions with!
I'll doodle some when I have the time :)
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Merry Christmas and/or Happy Holidays!!!
And this is my Digimon Secret Santa gift for @rairai-raven !! I was your secret santa.
You mentioned that you liked anything related to Digimon Frontier, more so the child/rookie level forms, so I decided to draw both Flamon and Strabimon!
I hope you enjoy!!! ^^
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, @flamon !!
every day I am thankful that we decided to hang out that one Halloween during freshman year of college <3
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