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[straightdennis]

don’t worry straightdennis, we’ll follow you to cohost for more straight content <3

nobody did.

[straightdennis]

i'd like to let everyone know i'm moving to cohost. i don't stand for ANY hatred even if queers are annoying and take up all our resources.

[straightdennis]

thoughts on joyce/transfem charlie?

i don't really care about charlie i'm more interested in dennis.

[straightdennis]

this is an example of hatred. i will ALWAYS stand against heterophobia!! dennis reynolds is not confirmed as any sexuality, and until he is, i claim him for the straights!

dennis reynolds you’re GAY and that’s FINAL.

[straightdennis]

NO. no.

dennis reynolds you’re GAY and that’s FINAL.

[straightdennis]

Witz auf dich* lol ich kann eh schon deutsch

(* in case you didn't pick german because you also happen to speak it: us german speaking tumblr users have an ongoing meme of translating english phrases word for word for comedy, in case you're confused by the very non german phrasing lol)

bastardi gay di tutto il pianeta smettetela di molestarmi

[straightdennis]

如果你把這個放進谷歌翻譯中您就同意丹尼斯是雙性戀❤️

Sie sind ein unflätiger Lügner und ich hoffe, dass dieser Hass bald aufhört.

[straightdennis]

finally something we can agree on.

you and @gaydennis should make out

not something i'd be interested in

[straightdennis]

you and @gaydennis should make out

not something i'd be interested in

[straightdennis]

Im a worms. straigjt denkis

ok

[straightdennis]

Woulf you love me if i worm wor were

quiet now.

[straightdennis]

let's get one thing clear. dennis has called himself straight on the show! (a landmark event)

so any gay people, please reconsider.

[straightdennis]

people have been going a litttlleee too wild in your asks, so instead im gonna go basic and say everyone's a gay

that's merely your twisted perception.

[straightdennis]

any writing tips on how to make dennis seem more straight in fic? i am a raging bisexual so straight people are like aliens to me lmao

well its simple really. make him bisexual then remove any instances of him being attracted to men.

[straightdennis]

would dennis strapping on a bra and getting titty-fucked be the equivalent of dee wanting her girl to suck her strap on?

please be normal

[straightdennis]

could dennis be a straight drag queen

he already is. and that's lovely

[straightdennis]

Tumblr user straighdennis, have you previously had issues with homosexuals breaking into your home to have sex on your bed? It's okay, you can tell us, we won't judge you, we're here for you in these trying times 🤍🖤🤍🖤

well in fact yes. i can't escape gay people even in my own house. i understand its not all gays but you can see why i am upset! we have no rights!!