stranded-urbanshade-guardsman

[stranded-urbanshade-guardsman]

Think ima shove off folks! Thanks for what has been a great year (roughly)!

I'll either see yall inconsistently over the summer or in 2-3 months WHO KNOWS!?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

bye now

(available maybe till 12:55 pm)

[stranded-urbanshade-guardsman]

"Just had this nightmare where I was stuck in like a death loop inside that room with the Searchlight thing just killing me over and over again. Thank goodness its just a dream right?"

[stranded-urbanshade-guardsman]

"Wow who knew burying dead people could be so therapeutic?"

[stranded-urbanshade-guardsman]

I- its a phrase….

"Oooooooh that makes sense. Sorry I'm a tad bit dense haha! Whats the phrase mean?"

[stranded-urbanshade-guardsman]

Ohhhh sweet summer child…….

"I don't know what that means sorry"

[stranded-urbanshade-guardsman]

…I mean. They might puke on you but thats probably it

"Oh thank God... Let me tell you dying was a horrible experience and one I would like to avoid going forward y'know?"

[stranded-urbanshade-guardsman]

….Not a ghost or demon per-se, but like…. theyre indeed not typically human if thats what your asking

"Should I just leave?... Last time I was near a kid and a gun was involved... Oh god... Lets just say I needed a Ferryman Token after that..."

[stranded-urbanshade-guardsman]

I mean,,,,,,

"... Your scaring me okay? This isn't some demon or ghost masquerading as a child is it?"

[stranded-urbanshade-guardsman]

I mean I meant for your sake, not theirs

"... Its a kid?..."

[stranded-urbanshade-guardsman]

KEEP THAT GUN AWAY FROM THAT CHILD RIGHT NOW GOOD SIR

"AH! THE DISIMBODIED VOICES ARE BACK!... Also I wasn't gonna shoot the kid. I just picked this thing up and they just happened to startle me when I was doing that!"

[stranded-urbanshade-guardsman]

"So its been a while..."

The guardsman has returned looking much more roughed up (especially their armor) than before but also more supplied? Over his armor there is a little poncho that he seemingly made himself. The Urbanshade symbol on his armor has been scratched off.

Strapped on his back he has a a hunting rifle (Model 720 Remington to be exact), and a shovel with clear signs of use on its blade (apparently that's what the end of a shovel is called).

He is dragging a body bag that unsurprisingly seems to contain a body in it. He looks up to NAVI and gives a passive wave.

"Hey" He says calmly.

He is still dragging the bag but more slowly now.

(@stranded-urbanshade-guardsman)

Hello.

*she said, nonchalantly*

[stranded-urbanshade-guardsman]

((Oh anon is off, oh well- That wont stop me I suppose))

Meep

"OH GOD" He shouts fumbling with his rifle before realizing its just a FRICKIN CHILD.

"Oh hey there... What are you doing here all by yourself?" He says still a bit freaked out by the sudden appearance.

[stranded-urbanshade-guardsman]

"Well well well what do we have here? Why its a Remington Model 720 Bolt-Action Rifle of course! HAHA YES SCORE! Finally A GUN! AT LONG LAST!"

[stranded-urbanshade-guardsman]

(Guardsman ref without armor)

[stranded-urbanshade-guardsman]

"Oh God... Its back"

(@stranded-urbanshade-guardsman)

In the distance, Kilometers away from the blacksite. There's a enourmous figure swim and circling around the foundation. It will come back. And it will punish you for your sins.

[stranded-urbanshade-guardsman]

"That was mostly a joke but uh okay?"

"Why hello- OH HEAVENS" He covers his eyes nervously. "V-very sorry didn't know you were indecent very very sorry" He stammers.

(@stranded-urbanshade-guardsman)

“Please, like there’s anything to see.”

*He rolled his pitch black eyes, gauging their appearance with the vibrations radiating off of them.*

“I lack your kind’s (notably disgusting) reproductive systems, and I have the misfortune of being able to sense everything about you creatures.”

[stranded-urbanshade-guardsman]

"And that kids is what we call racism. I should make a complaint to your manager for that" He chuckles.

"Why hello- OH HEAVENS" He covers his eyes nervously. "V-very sorry didn't know you were indecent very very sorry" He stammers.

(@stranded-urbanshade-guardsman)

“Please, like there’s anything to see.”

*He rolled his pitch black eyes, gauging their appearance with the vibrations radiating off of them.*

“I lack your kind’s (notably disgusting) reproductive systems, and I have the misfortune of being able to sense everything about you creatures.”