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his hair is growing out...... chat im unwell
#im going to eat him alive#OUGHHHHHH#pls let me out of my cage i promise i wont bite#barry keoghan#saltburn
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#no comment#that is a boykisser if ive ever seen one#saltburn#oliver quick#barry keoghan#cattonquick
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#me when boy has threatening aura and big blue orbs#i think he looks a little gay but whatever makes my princess happy#why r u so strange and unusal bbg#maybe u should kiss me#saltburn#oliver quick#barry keoghan#cattonquick
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Read my fics and take a shot whenever Oliver looks up at Felix through his eyelashes.
You’ll have alcohol poisoning after a single chapter.
#and its gonna work on me everytime#straight up jorking my peanits#WHY IS MY DICK HARD RN <<<<< everytime ollie bats his big blue orbs at felix#cattonquick#saltburn
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this fic hhhhhhnnnngggghhhhh
Felix, petting a Wolfboy!Oliver he just brought home: “isn’t he the cutest thing?”
Farleigh, who has mouth-shaped chunk missing from his arm, still bleeding: “Fucking NO.”
Oliver: “:3”
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it's crazy to me all the little details we get in saltburn that are canon but if they weren't the fandom would absolutely make up. like wdym felix is canonically scared of ghosts and covers his ears like a kid when it comes up. wdym oliver drank felix's bathwater, that's some ao3 shit. wdym they watched superbad. wdym oliver got on his knees and drank champagne from felix. wdym farleigh canonically sits around judging everyone and making cunty little comments. emerald fennell is a tumblr girlie and she gave us EVERYTHING
#like this is fanfic shit#what are we DOING#and now the fandom is insane BUT ITS STILL IN THE RELM OF POSSIBILITY#like oliver being a cannibal? sure yeah#felix stalking oliver? obviously#cattonquick freaking nasty style?????? OH BUT OF COURSE#saltburn#cattonquick#oliver quick#felix catton
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"more saltburn text posts" we all chant in unison
#can they get out of my brain pls#i dont want them in there#GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT#anyways#saltburn#oliver quick#felix catton#farleigh start#venetia catton#barry keoghan#jacob elordi#archie madekwe#alison oliver#text post#shit post
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we need more girlfailures in cinema
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EUGHHHHHHH
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she also said that she can see the gay on his face LMAO
friend just referred to barry as "the gay little boy from saltburn thats dating sabrina carpenter" LMSHCJBKB
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friend just referred to barry as "the gay little boy from saltburn thats dating sabrina carpenter" LMSHCJBKB
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interacted with a sabrina fan acc on tiktok by saying "they make me sick!!!!!" YOU KNOW IN A POSITIVE WAY and they blocked me😞
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#can she be mean to me pls pls pls pls#women🩷#i dont think she gets enough love from this fandom#in my head shes happy and has a gf#venetia catton#alison oliver#saltburn
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so what if i was insane
#so what if im clawing at the bars of my enclosure#let me out i promise i wont bite!!!#I DIDNT HAVE IT IN MYSELF TO GO WITH GRACE#YOU HAD TO KILL ME BUT IT KILLED YOU JUST THE SAME#CURSING MY NAME WISHING I STAYED#GOD#they are disgusting and gay#taylor swift#my tears ricochet#saltburn#oliver quick#felix catton#cattonquick#barry keoghan#jacob elordi
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someone to watch me die
#i had a brain worm#it wouldnt leave#sorry if the quality is shit#tumblr squishes it#saltburn#oliver quick#felix catton#cattonquick#jacob elordi#barry keoghan#emerald fennell
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making an edit rn 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
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Family Visit
Bonus family picture(?) Looks like baby oliver at the beach plus another photo of his sisters who are blonde!
#AUGHHHH#i have a visceral reaction everytime i think about this scene#clawing my eyes out#saltburn#oliver quick#felix catton#cattonquick
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