🪱 my name is darbi!! 🪱 🍄i’m 26 and i ate god 11yrs ago🍄🪲i’m a disaster w a p cool boyfriend 🪲🍖 we have a baby girl together!! 🍖🪐follow me on ig or twitter to see my art!!🪐🪴any personal posts are tagged🪴🪕(#stravacious)🪕🧃 (message me anytime) 🧃🧸libra sun | taurus moon | leo rising🧸
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if you’re 26 and older, reblog.
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brain: slartibartfast
me: huh?
brain: that was a dude from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, remember?
me: yeah, what about it?
brain: yeah
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son of a bitch when you spend money the money goes AWAy

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remember in 2007 or 2008 when emo was at its peak and gay marriage wasn't legal and so we had boys in eyeliner and skirts making out with each other at the mall in protest. i think we need this again
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Next years met gala theme is jeans and a nice top
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It’s 2025 and I’m revamping my blog again !! Time to play catch up with some comics !
First of: This homage to Sylvanian Families, my fave critters
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“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”
damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.
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I feel like some of you guys think "bad art" is like someone gluing rhinestones to a water melon, or a guy who made his own armchair out of Ohio license plates, or a trashy romance novel where someone says "the blue-eyed one kissed the brown-eyed one," when in reality bad art is a 1000000 Billion Dollar movie where none of the workers got paid and every single creative decision was market tested to see how lucrative of a profit it could foreseeably make to wow shareholders.
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de una forma una mini pimer es como una cinturonga …
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anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me
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sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time
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I like the idea of grey aliens having crazy frantic sex without any erogenous zones or sex organs. Like just jumping up and down on each others heads and pulling each other around by the feet
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How it feels talking about the user you hate and other people agree and you're not just a bitch
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i like drawing and playing *giant cinder block falls on me*
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